- if i were a month, i would be february
- if i were a day of the week, i would be saturday
- if i were a time of the day, i would be midnight - the start of a new day
- if i were a planet, i would be naboo
- if i were a sea animal, i would be a leafy sea dragon
- if i were a direction, i would be up
- if i were a piece of furniture, i would be a hammock
- if i were a sin, i would be wrath
- if i were a historical figure, i would be marilyn monroe
- if i were a liquid, i would be water
- if i were a stone, i would be jade
- if i were a tree, i would be a japanese cherry tree (they have the most beautiful blossoms!)
- if i were a bird, i would be a peacock
- if i were a tool, i would be a ban saw
- if i were a flower, i would be a gardenia
- if i were a kind of weather, i would be a dry 120 degrees with a salty ocean mist
- if i were a musical instrument, i would be a flute
- if i were an animal, i would be a giraffe
- if i were a color, i would be aqua
- if i were a vegetable, i would be edamame
- if i were a sound, i would be the noise a record player makes when the needle first makes contact with the vinyl
- if i were an element, i would be water
- if i were a car, i would be a volkswagon van with the tent on top
- if i were a song, i would be go do by jonsi
- if i were a movie, i would be directed by wes anderson
- if i were a book, i'd be fear and loathing in las vegas
- if i were food, i would be sushi served on a naked woman
- if i were a place, i would be the ocean
- if i were material, i would be handmade
- if i were taste, i would be salty
- if i were a scent, i would be rain mixed with diesel fuel
- if i were a religion, i would be non-denomenational
- if i were a word, i would be foxy
- if i were a an object, i would be a camera
- if i were a body part, i would be a boob
- if i were a facial expression, i would be completely satisfied
- if i were a subject in school, i would be art
- if i were a cartoon character, i would be sailor moon
- if i were shape, i would be a circle
- if i were a number, i would be 2
may 13 2010 ∞
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