- jill: "i was thinking we should use the cat bacon"
- why would you go to an ice-bar, just to dress up and wear an Eskimo suit while jittering your teeth, sipping frozen mojitos?
- I'm not putting makeup on for a drug dealer. Jill: "but what if he thinks were pretty- then he'll hook us up"
- kill you
- "that's my band name dude" mos jeff 'so stoops'
- rain drops hitting so violently.
- put on my glasses, first time in weeks. why? to countdown the time on the microwave. lasagna.
- just searched for my phone while using my phone #stonergirlproblems
- just tried to plug the iPhone into the laptop to play out the speakers! #stonergirlproblems
- "I'll tell you in another life when we're both cats!"
- came home to Jill watching 'CHOPPED' on the FoodNetwork via her laptop... reason #18463826 why I love my roommate
- weird how you tell me not to do something, while your doing the exact thing.
- j: "where's the lines?" me:'eh your ok!' as we swerve in the middle of 3 lanes
- AJ: "so much whip cream I'm gonna give you diabetes"
- Jeff: "when I look at a girl I look at her SAT score
- FILIPINOS
- you don't like me half as much as i do
- there is NO comfortable way to sit on a concrete bench
- maybe this stoge will calm me down. NOPE
- Jeff said told me, "secret secret secret secret!!!"
- we should just play jumangi in your car. let those people behind you wait..
- Jeff and I just used Mapquest to figure out why we were driving into someplace that looked like the mainland but felt as far as Anna Millers
- are my downstairs neighbors having a whisper-fuck or are they whisper-fighting?
- old guys.. those guys are older than all our dads. combined.
- fuck trust!
- there's gonna be corns! I mean, cones. -jill
- "I've cut down on the cat pictures!"- jill
- "I'm gonna make a burrito righ now"-Jill me: "out of what?" "the microwave?"-Jill
- things i gotta suck dick for: iPhone4S and a bicycle
- Jill and I flipped a mustard packet to decided which type of wine to drink last nihht
oct 10 2011 ∞
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