• people get to eat whatever they want but they never get fat
  • you never get tired so you don't necessarily have to sleep but you can still take a nap if you feel like it
  • there's no more fear or hate but you still don't have to see the people you didn't like in life if you don't want to
  • people get to descend to the real world whenever they want to so they can keep an eye on the people they left behind and fuck with people
  • everyone is at their most beautiful age
  • NO SHOWERING NECESSARY
  • no long lines
  • people can watch their whole life on reels of film
  • people can teleport from the beach to the mountains and wherever else they want to go
  • God is a super cool bearded guy with badass sunglasses who makes delicious food and occasionally explains one of the mysteries of life
  • everybody has an awesome sense of humor and laughs all the time
dec 25 2012 ∞
nov 25 2013 +