- order an Italian Soda as an EYE-talian soda.
- one day, I will finally snap and ask someone where EYE-taly is located on the globe.
- pay for a <$2 item with a $20 bill.
- try to place an order in my drive-thru without lining up with the drive-thru speaker
- the drive thru speaker is clearly marked on two sides: "TALK HERE
" on the side and "ORDER HERE" on the front.
- also, how does one figure that it is OK to lean out the window and just shout in the general direction of the speaker? Are people really that lazy?
- ask me what coffees we have brewing, as if I am hiding more coffee brewers than the two sitting on the counter - one of which is marked "Decaf"
- 99% of the time, the people who ask me this question have no idea what they're talking about anyway, and I know this because the question process goes like this: "What coffees do you have brewing?" [answer whatever blend] "Oh. Is that the bold?"; I could easily tell them I was brewing a single-origin Canadian and they probably would say "Oh ok, give me that. With cream and sugar."
- look into the pastry case, and then ask if we have more pastries than what's in there.
- ask me what kind of bagels I have. Then ask me what kind of cream cheese I have. Then get disappointed and say "Oh. Well then, nevermind." when the answer to both of the questions is 'Plain', or 'Sorry, we're out of cream cheese today.'
- THE NAME OF THIS STORE IS FARGO COFFEE CO. NOT FARGO COFFEE AND BAGEL CO. Jesus.
- Order a "Snickers Latte" or some other such chocolate drink as a 'latte'.
- they are mochas. MOCHAS. 'Snickers' and 'Turtle' are not singular flavors that come in bottles, like 'Vanilla' and 'Peanut Butter'. Next time someone orders a Snickers Latte, I swear to god I'm going to make a Caramel/Peanut Butter latte and when they complain about the taste, I will tell them that if they wanted chocolate in it, they should have ordered a Snickers Mocha because only Mochas come with chocolate in them.
- order massive amounts of drinks (more than 2) and NOT TIP.
- ESPECIALLY IF YOU COME THROUGH EVERY DAY WITH THAT ORDER AND NEVER EVER TIP EVER.
- not tipping me your miniscule amount of change.
- really, you could have avoided looking like an asshole and just given me that 14 cents that we both know you don't need.
- leave all of your post-coffee refuse on the table, when you have to WALK PAST A TRASH CAN IN ORDER TO BOTH ENTER AND EXIT.
aug 7 2009 ∞
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