Select few from 100 Things To Do When You're Upset The Sad Trombone List

• Eat the best chocolate you can get your hands on. In bed. Or in the bath.
• Turn up music you really love. Play it so loudly that it soaks in through your skin. Dance in your pyjamas. Feel the pain lift.
• Buy a remote control for your camera & dip your toes into the pool of narcissism.
• Sing. Loudly. Badly. Off-key. Whatever you like. It works.
• Drink 2 litres of fizzy drink (pop, soda, you know) & stay up until sunrise.
• Write a ridiculous online dating profile & marvel at the people who come out of the woodwork.
• Pour pancakes in the shape of your initials. Eat them while watching aerobics on television.
• Take a nap with your head at the other end of the bed.