- 'Lemon gives by taking... and cares by yelling.' (Lemongrab - You Made Me)
- 'I am reading the wall. They are wall words.' (Lemongrab - Mystery Dungeon)
- 'How do I look?' 'LIKE THE DEVIL!' (Finn/BMO - Davey)
- 'Who wants to play video games?!' (BMO - Rainy Day Daydream)
- 'Yes, Finn. It goes in my butt.' (BMO - Holly Jolly Secrets)
- 'No, I do not play such games... with Jake.' (BMO - Card Wars)
- 'Greetings, creator!' (NEPTR)
- 'Creator, I am eager to commence the creation and propulsion of pies forever, but my pie-hucking appendage is... malfunctioning, and my oven lamp is cold, and my tank treads do not roll! They only do skids! Why, creator? Does it please you to watch me struggle?' (NEPTR - What Is Life?)
- 'Jake! You found Neptr! I am the ultimate hide-and-seek champion! 15 months, 4 days, 9 hours, and you guys did not find me!' (NEPTR - Hot to the Touch)
- 'Sure he's a dirt bag born out of a mother, but who's not?' (BMO - BMO Noire)
- 'BMO chop! If this were a real attack, you'd be dead.' (BMO - Card Wars)
- 'Let's play cops and robbers! Gimme your bank account, bang bang!' (BMO)
- 'Don't be sad, papi. Your characters can always be real in the garden of your mind.' (NEPTR - Mystery Dungeon)
- 'First you should check out my house. It's, like, kinda lame but way less lame than, like, your house.' (LSP - Trouble in Lumpy Space)
- 'I blinked my balls... my eyeballs.' (LSP - The Creeps)
- 'I know you want this body, but you can't have it! YOU CAN'T HAVE IT!' (LSP - From Bad To Worse)
- 'Everybody get ready to pay attention to me!' (LSP - Apple Wedding)
- 'I'm going to kill you, not-boss!'(Businessmen - Business Time)
- 'I've soiled my tunic, completely by choice!' (Ice King - It Came From the Nightosphere)
- 'But Finn said I was a top-notch adventurer, and my adventurer's instincts are telling me to seduce that tentacled critter with my womanly charms and elephant prowess.' (Tree Trunks - Tree Trunks)
- 'You should not toy with the emotions of a fire elemental.' (Flame Princess - Hot to the Touch)
- 'Yes! Feel my flames, puny worms!' (Flame Princess - Vault of Bones)
- 'I don't like being made fun of, Ice King. I don't like it at all! It's only okay if the person making the fun is someone I'm cool with! And they do it in a respectful and knowing way!' (Flame Princess - Frost & Fire)
- 'Does your head come to a nub? ...You are un-lemon.' (Lemonjohn - All Your Fault)
- 'Uh, maybe we should hold hands... for safety.' (Jake - All Your Fault)
- 'I thought you'd say it was for nerds who don't know what life is outside of the nerd universe.' (Jake - Card Wars)
- 'See this cup? This is literally my favourite cup. *throws it out the window* Now it's gone forever. So it's not real, and I don't care about it any more.' (Jake - Puhoy)
mar 16 2014 ∞
apr 9 2014 +