“DROP THAT STEREO BEFORE I BLOW YOUR GODDAMN NUTS OFF, ASSHOLE!” - Police Academy

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“Call me a asshole one more time.” “ASSHOLE.” (Proceeds to yeet the child in the air) - Hancock

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“LITTLE BUNNY FOO FOO HOPPING THROUGH THE FOREST!” - BNHA

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“There’s a lot of history in the city.” “TRANSLATED. OLD. AS. SHIT.” - Jeff Dunham

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“LOOK I know I didn’t finish school, but that FRICKEN SAYS SA NA TA AH NAH. DUMBASS.” - Jeff Dunham