- "Wait, the toilet is taking a shit?" -Drew
- "I got... SHHHUUUUUUTT... because I'm a winner!!- My Dad
- "Gustav, what you doin'?" "Drinkin' Henny bitch, WHATCHU THINK?!"
- "Chelsea, you SUCK."- My mom
- "Yeah, you know Barack would tap dat ass. It's patriotic"- Gustav
- "Brett, how many times do I have to tell you, grapes are for people"- Max
- "Dude, think of all the infinite shapes of Spaghetti..."-Drew
- "So sick I got dat swine flu"- Gustav
- "AM I BREATHING OKAY?"-Maya
- "...and I've never had Christmas in my mouth!"-Anne
- "Dude, feminist or not, I don't want that shit on my couch"-Max
- "And it's not really yogurt, it's actually... like pogurt or something."- Drew
- "the SNEEVING"
- "This is how it is, I eat breakfast, and you clean."-Jenny
- ...I'm still MATH."-Maya
- "And by being a toaster, I really mean she was being a bitch."-Maya
- "I WANT A SMOOTHIE MORE THAN ANYTHING."- Maya
- "Wouldn't you want to go in a hotel with your tiger made out of crystals being what you want to be in a fancy hotel?!"- Maya
- "Sometimes I don't even know when the Max Show is on..."-Max
- "Yeah dude, you wanna be a Pisces. There are lots of really productive people that are Pisces, like Kurt Cobain, and uhh... I forget who else." - Gustav
- "Relationships are like fucking sharks. They eat pieces of you slowly then they fucking die."- Gustav
- "I can't believe it's taken reality TV this long to realize people just like accents." -Michael Deloumi
- "Not now, I have chips in my mouth."- Joel
- "This isn't ice cream, this is the surface of the MOON."- Me
jan 1 2010 ∞
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