1: Let’s start with a tricky one; what is the real reason you are confused right now?

• because this question makes me feel like i should be confused about something right now

2: Do you ever get “good morning” texts from anyone?

• ye

3: If your significant other smoked pot, would you care?

• not at all; if anything, i'd ask to join them

4: Do you find it easy to trust others?

• kind of??? it depends on their first impression and the context of how i know them

5: What were you doing at 11PM last night?

• watching mad max with yumi aka my favorite person

6: You’re drunk and lost walking down the road; who is with you?

• the person i went to the place with???

7: What would you do if you found out you had been cheated on?

• grab an opportunity to sit down with the person, probably schedule dinner or something like that. and then towards the end i'll ask them really gently if they still love me and tell them that they should answer honestly. if they say yes, then i'll disregard the cheating even if it continues on. and if they say no, then what's done is done and it's over.

8: Are you close with your dad?

• yeah, i guess.

9: I bet you kissed someone last night, right?

• i wish i did

10: What are you listening to?

• my noisy aircon humming in the background + the noise my keyboard makes

11: You can only drink ONE liquid for the rest of your life - what is it?

• water?? ? ?? ?

12: Do you like hickeys?

• ... ye s

13: What time do you go to bed?

• on average, maybe between the hours of 11-2???

14: Is there someone who continuously lets you down?

• myself l m a o

15: Can you text as quickly with one hand as you do both?

• prolly not

16: Do you always answer your texts?

• yes; even if i reply late, i'll answer unless i have serious beef with the person or the person is creepy

17: Do you hate the person you fell the hardest for?

• yes, i very much hate park jimin. i hate him so much i want him to step on me

18: When was the last time you talked to one of your best friends?

• literally. 1 second ago bc i consider yumi as one of my best friends even tho we haven't known each other for long LMAO

19: Is there someone that makes you happy every time you see them?

• yumi. but also park jimin. and just bangtan sonyeondan in general. b ye

20: What was your last thought before you went to bed last night?

• probably something along the lines of "i want a dick in my mouth"

21: Is anyone else in the room with you?

• my mom who is on the futon on the other side of the room

22: Do you believe what goes around comes around?

• yea man, totes.

23: Were you happier four months ago than you are now?

• nah dude, shit was way worse back then like i was literally trying to catch up with work in the guidance office bc i couldnt even function in a classroom environment anymore also on top of that, i was self harming like every 2 hours with a butterfly knife lmao and my parents thought i was becoming a disrespectful asshole juvenile delinquent and maybe they were right. maybe they were right

24: Is there someone you wish you could fix things with?

• my "best" friend, probably. i say probably bc i dont even know if i'm guilty out of conscience or guilty bc i genuinely want to be her friend or guilty bc i'm scared of how she'll treat me if i dont hhaha o man

25: In the past week, have you cried?

• ye; just yesterday actually. and almost today. almost

26: What colour is the shirt you are wearing?

• creme

27: Do people ever call you by your last name?

• klaudia calls me "noche". also my coach

28: Is anyone ignoring you right now?

• yea, my "best" friend but its cool

29: Do you have a best friend?

• yumi. i don't have to be hers but she's mine and thats what matters in the end. she's one of my first healthy friendships, u see

30: Would it be hard seeing someone else kiss the last person you kissed?

• probably??? it all depends on the context and who the other person is

31: Who was your last call/text message from?

• yumi, telling me how excited she was for me to come over

32: Are you mad at anyone?

• myself, mostly. coz i'm a!! failure!!!!! but shshshs u didnt hear that from me

33: Have you ever kissed someone older than you?

• no?? i havent kissed anyone in /that/ way yet

34: How old will the last person you kissed be on his/her next birthday?

• for the record lets pretend the last person i kissed was park jimin so that would make him 21??? this year??? ye a???

35: How many more days until your birthday?

• 74 (73 soon tho bc it's like. 9:21 as i write this lmao)

36: Do you have any summer plans yet?

• to write mafia au w/ yumi and binge-study for college entrance exams when review classes are over. also train in between ye

37: Do you have any good friends of the opposite sex?

• kenneth macagba, my dude, my bro

38: Are you keeping anything from your best friend(s) now?

• for yumi: nope, i don't think so and i never want to but but for max: way too many

39: Do you have a secret that you’ve never told anyone?

• i???? watch porn???? and have been watching porn since i was 11??? not avidly, but like, every now nd then. wha t

40: Have you ever regretted kissing someone?

• of course i dont regret kissing park jimin, my one and only, my boyfriend of 80 years

41: Do you think age matters in relationships?

• yes. pedophilia is a thing but more than that, it's important bc to be able to really have a meaningful relationship with someone, u gotta be able to communicate well and like, really just /get/ each other and have the same emotional capacity and level of maturity as the person you're dating coz if u dont, Bad Things might happen. so really its not a matter of physical age so much as mental age u feel??

42: Are you available?

• 24/7 hmu i'll suck dick or eat u out for free but if u wanna pitch in a bit go ahead bc im broke and need concert money also beware bc im an amateur nd am actually an awkward stuttering bean so!! lmao

43: How many people have you had real, strong feelings for since high school ended?

• high school has not ended but will be ending soon nd idk i'm scared a bit

44: If you had to get a piercing (not ears), what would you get?

• a tongue piercing

45: Do you believe exes can be friends?

• CRI E S BC CELESTE AND JESSE FOREVER I HATE YOU YUMI WHY DID U SHOW ME THAT FILM BC YES, YES THEY CAN BE FRIENDS AND I AM IN PA I N

46: Do you regret anything?

• the fact that i forced myself to cling to someone who abused me, probably. also that i never really learned good working habits as a kid BUT MOSTLY THE FACT THAT I STANNED BANGTAN WHEN THEY WERE A LITTLE BIT POPULAR ALREADY LIKE MAN WHAT I WOULD GIVE TO GO BACK TO 2013 AND STAN THEM FROM PRE-DEBUT OK

47: Honestly, what’s on your mind right now?

• if i'll ever show this to anyone

48: Did you ever lose a best friend?

• once. i was 12 and her name was tanya and she broke my heart but we're cool now i guess

49: Was your last kiss a mistake?

• kissing park jimin is never a mistake what are you say i g n

50: Why aren’t you pursuing the person you like?

• ????? i am nd so far things r doing fine

51: Has the last person you kissed ever seen you cry?

• park jimin will see me cry on july 30 when he looks down into the crowd, during young forever probably, and sees me there at his feet, ugly-crying with mucus running down my chin as i try to sing the words to the song but only end up letting out strangled sobs

52: Do you still talk with the person you LAST kissed?

• of course, if u happen to see a small "I LOVE YOU PLEASE EAT WELL" in the replies to any tweet by @bts_twt that's probably me

53: What was the last thing you ate?

• pussy- chicken teriyaki and steamed rice and some weird salad yo

54: Did you get any compliments today?

• YUMI SAID I WAS COOL IN PASSING AND I SMILED VVV HARD

55: Where are you going on your next vacation?

• nowhere, probably. i think some of my friends r planning to go to japan/korea and i might be invited who knows

56: Do you own anything from other countries?

• yea man like. all of this imported shit from branded clothing stores and also books and like the 1 bts album i have??? yea i think thats more or less it??? plus some other items of course but thats gnna be a long list full of irrelevant things

57: Are most of your friend guys or girls?

• girls bc i go to an all-girls school and have no choice lmao

58: Where have you lived most of your life?

• guam. lived there until i was 9 then moved here

59: When was the last time you took a long drive?

• a while ago. went from nuvali back to my house. that's not terribly long tho

60: Have you ever played Spin the Bottle?

• ye

61: Have you ever TPd someone’s house?

• no

62: Who do you text the most?

• mostly yumi and ken these days

63: What was the last movie you saw?

• mad max: fury road which was AWESOME, BY THE WAY

64: What’s preventing your current boyfriend/girlfriend from going back to their ex?

• i'm not in a relationship rn lmao but park jimin can honestly date anyone he wants, i don't mind. the only thing keeping him from it is his job probably

65: How many boyfriends/girlfriends did you have in 2011?

• 0 jesus fuck i was 11 what kind of game is this

66: Is the last person you kissed younger than you?

• ??? no coz park jimin is 5 years older than me

67: Do you curse around your parents?

• yes

68: Are you happy with where you live?

• ye. it's got its problems but i prefer it over guam or anywhere else, really. i mean i wouldn't want to stay here forever but growing up here is definitely a good experience

69: Picture of yourself?

• look at ur nearest garbage can. that, my friend, is the spitting image of me, actual trash,

70: Are you a monogamous person or do you believe in open-ended relationships?

• i believe in open relationships!! as long as the boundaries are clearly communicated and all parties are aware of and consent to it, i'm for it!! i wouldn't mind having one myself in the future tbh if my needs called for it

71: Have you ever been dumped?

• nope, never even had a relationship!!

72: What do you most like about making out?

• i like that it's a human indication of romantic attraction. like, if someone kisses u it means that they love u or are attracted to u and i like how humans use it as a display of affection. idk the concept interests me nd stuff. like if u think of the human race as animals, which we are, making out nd foreplay is what leads up to reproduction so like if u kiss someone its the animal part of u being like!! lmao i lowkey may or may not wanna create another human being with u!!!!! and just, u kno, it's kinda cool. like, the whole concept of thinking about the human race as animals bc then things seem so scientific and like, simpler??? like, screaming is literally the animal in us alerting other animals that we're in danger nd it's our stress signal. we cry bc it's supposed to elicit a response from the people around us and just??? wow, like u kno what im sayin??? anyway i'm going off topic here but like. kissing is cool. making out is cool. my fave part w/ making out is when u get to feel the other person, like let ur fingers run circles along their back or stuff like that. ya

73: Have you ever casually made out with someone who you weren’t seriously involved with?

• nope lm a o

74: When you kiss someone for the first time, is it usually you who initiates it or the other?

• hmm well im a shy person so maybe if i dated someone they'd have to be the one to lean in or be like "can i kiss you?" tbh it'd be better if they asked bc i love consent nd it turns me on so much but anyway like, if i wanted them to kiss me they'd still have to initiate after i ask them if they can like "kiss me already, stupid" that kind of thing

75: What part of a person’s body do you find most attractive?

• idk for me physical appearances dont matter??? like its more abt the way the person carries themself. like they could have shitty-looking lips by society's standards but if they have a habit of biting it alot?/? or licking them alot?? i am attracted!!! fuck me up!!!

76: Who was the last person you talked to last night before you went to bed?

• it's always yumi bc she's gr8 nd makes me want to take care of myself. also we sometimes watch movies until the early morning nd stay up together so :)

77: Had sex with someone you knew less than an hour?

• nope, but i would if i felt like it/if the other person felt like it

78: Had sex with someone you didn’t know their name?

• nope, but i wouldn't bc whose name am i gnna say when i climax??? and idk, i feel like if im gnna have sex with someone i should at least establish that small connection with them??? like, at least their name or what they want to be called

79: What makes your heart flutter and brings a big cheesy smile to your face?

• b-bangtan sonyeondan...,,,,.,.,,, doing anything,, ,, . ,. ,

80: Would you get involved with someone if they had a child already?

• yea man sure!! if i liked them enough i wouldn't mind. as long as they aren't cheating on anyone with me lmao

81: Has someone who had a crush on you ever confessed to you?

• ye. it was cute. we were in the park nd he was like "so u know i like u, right?" and then he asked u to prom what a cutie right i don't deserve kenneth macagba

82: Do you tell a lot of people when you have a crush?

• nope!! i just tell my close friends aka like. 3 people lmao

83: Do you miss your last sweetie?

• i.. i dont have a

84: Last time you slow danced with someone?

• prom so like, late april!!

85: Have you ever ‘dated’ someone you’ve never met?

• nope, but online relationships can work out so!! i would

86: How can I win your heart?

• listen i'm loyal as balls to my friends and the people i care about like. to the point that i'd stand beside them even if what they were doing was wrong so like?? the best way to win my heart?? would be to show the same amount of affection i show u and to let me know that i mean alot to you (bonus points if u tell other people that i mean alot to you while i'm there) and just. let me know that u have formed a deep bond with me nd that u r proud of it that's all i ask. even if we don't like the same things

87: What is your astrological sign?

• virgo; libra rising

88: What were you doing last night at 12 AM?

• sleeping like a rock

89: Do you cook?

• yea like,,, instant ramen lmao

90: Have you ever gotten back in touch with an old flame after a time of more than 3 months of no communication?

• yea!! i recently hit up anna, my childhood friend, nd we scheduled a hangout which went well!! also, i talked to this boy i've been ignoring for a while bc of school lmao

91: If you’re single right now, do you wish you were in a relationship?

• no??? n o. nah

92: Do you prefer to date various people or do you pretty much fall into monogamous relationships quickly?

• monogamy af!! i feel like if i loved someone i'd direct all my efforts to them so i rlly dont have the energy to be dating someone else

93: What physical traits do you look for in a potential interest?

• ???? none??? i guess???? ? ? just be clean?? like, hygiene and stuff??? nd just try to look ur best???? idk i rlly dont look at physical traits at all???

94: Name four things that you wish you had!

• sum cash would be nice coz i want 2 travel nd take up language classes nd study abroad u kno???
• nicer arms nd shoulders. bc i actually. rlly hate my shoulders bc they look ugly in teenage girl clothing and just. ugly in general
• more energy nd motivation. like i remember waking up with a purpose but now i cant even get out of bed to work hard nd do stuff i like
• more time. like i'm struggling to keep up with other writers who r well-accomplished at this age and have stuff going for them while i only really got into writing like. a year ago and just??? so much catching up to do, so much books that need to be read, so much experiences that need to be had but more than anything, more time nd energy to write

95: Are you a player?

• like??? fuckboy player??? monopoly player?/? record player??? u gotta elaborate more on these things man

96: Have you ever kissed 2 people in one day?

• no but i would if the situation called for it????

97: Are you a tease?

• for the right person, i would be ;)

98: Ever meet anyone you met on Tumblr?

• nope!!

99: Have you ever been deeply in love with someone?

• park jimin. it's stupid nd he doesn't even kno i exist but. listen here just because it's in your head doesn't mean it's not real and honestly this stupid thing i have for him and bangtan has kept me alive for so long which only makes me love them more nd this is why im trash

100: Anybody on Tumblr that you’d go on a date with?

• literally. all the fic writers on there who i admire coz. i wanna kno abt u nd wanna read the books u read and just/? sit down and talk to u abt ur life nd experiences

101: Hugs or Kisses?

• kisses

102: Are you too shy to ask someone out?

• nope, i'd prolly ask a person out if i liked them enough

103: The first thing you notice about the opposite sex?

• maybe what they're wearing??? ??? ?aaaaa??? ?

104: Is it cute when a boy/girl calls you babe?

• yea i guess??? i'm not into pet names but "babe" and darling" are definitely things i'd let other people call me besides my name

105: If a sexy person was pursuing you, but you knew he/she was in relationship, would you go for it?

• shit like. i really have to think abt questions like this like that's how much of a hoe i am but??? yes probably??? like. they're pursuing me??? so it's their choice to cheat??? but if they were married i'd decline them tho coz. marriage is legit like u cant break that shit man. but listen here if park jimin wanted to date me or have a one night stand even if he was goin strong with his s/o then who am i to say no to that. but anyway, obvs i'd only elope with them if i loved them enough so yea. like this is what i mean by fierce loyalty ok like once u win my heart there is no going back i am yours 100% even if you're wrong

106: Do you flirt a lot?

• yo like i flirt w/ my friends all the time??? like oh man i'm such a flirt.. except around... people who i actually,, have crushes on,, , , s hit

107: Your last kiss?

• my glass full of water as i lifted it to my lips nd kissed the brim of the cup as the ice cold goodness entered my mouth nd enveloped my tongue in refreshment ah yes i love going to the gym

108: Have you kissed more than 5 people since the start of 2012?

• ??? yea like??? cheek kisses?/ ? ? ?

109: Have you kissed anyone in the past month?

• my mom nd dad?/? when i kiss them goodbye? ? ?

110: If you could kiss anyone who would it be?

• park jimin. like u kno, if he wanted it.
• but fr i'd want to kiss myself as in like, a clone of myself coz i want to see myself through other people's eyes nd know what i would taste like to other people idk

111: Do you know who you’ll kiss next?

• not in /that/ way, no

112: Does someone like you currently?

• ye

113: Do you currently have feelings for anyone?

• probably. idk, emotions r hard

114: Do you like to be in serious relationships or just flings?

• i'm all for serious relationships ok like what i've been saying,,, like once you've stolen my heart i'm devoted to u 24/7 i'm all yours

115: Ever made out with just a friend?

• n o p e

116: Are you happier single or in a relationship?

• either way's fine. as of now, i love being single like. i dont have the time or energy to care romantically abt someone but like u kno when the time is right nd shit, being in a relationship would make me extra happy i guess

117: Your own question that you want me to answer. Just write it.

• sunrise or sunsets?
• favorite thing you've ever created and why?
• what does it take for a book to be your favorite book?
• music that describes your life rn?? like it doesnt have to be lyrics-based, the overall feel of the song works too