Coffee orders should really come with a word limit. Unless it gives Hoseok another reason to talk to Yoongi, of course.

There is a List of Things one should always be aware of when Min Yoongi comes into the picture. Jung Hoseok does not get the memo.

It's the accent that caught Yoongi's attention, that rough Gwangju sound that raises goosebumps on his arms. It's funny though, he thinks, that with such an intense sound, the words the rapper is spitting are vaguely... hopeful. All about the music and hip hop and life, nothing negative, no sign of the jadedness that so often captures the minds of underground rappers and consumes them. He doesn't just move across the stage, he glides, dancing, actually dancing, as he finishes up the rhyme. It's definitely not the type of thing Yoongi sees in this place very often- someone who hasn't been crushed under the weight of the struggle to just get noticed.

He isn't sure if he's jealous or just hates the kid.

he suddenly let’s someone in and they turn into his everything

When Namjoon practically guilt trips Hoseok into playing an MMORPG with him, Hoseok doesn't anticipate befriending a sarcastic boy with a lovely laugh and a voice that gives him goosebumps.

Hoseok also doesn't anticipate falling in love with him.

Now Yoongi leans forward to set his drink on the coffee table, gently but with clear purpose. “Okay, then, let's go.”

A chorus of soft oohs bounces off the walls, and Hoseok’s brow furrows. “Wh– What do you mean, ‘Let’s go’?”

“Let’s play Gay Chicken,” Yoongi says simply, the faintest hint of a challenge playing at the edges of his words.

Hoseok is curious. Does taking it up the ass feel that good, or is Namjoon just a melodramatic slut?

Yoongi helps him find out for himself.

hoseok gets himself off on a washing machine ft yoongi

Every year a sacrifice is chosen in the clan which then gets brought up to their god's temple where he or she gets devoured by their god Yoongi, god of fire and fertility and thus become immortal, a part of his godly being. The honor of becoming a sacrifice is great and this year it's Hoseok who volunteers, with both pride and to protect his clan and family. He didn't quite expect to get devoured this way, however.

Few days later Yoongi managed to finally throw out of his mind the memory of Hoseok, his straight (?) friend Hoseok, getting flustered at his humorous suggestion of having anal sex with him. Yoongi was really proud of getting over this major embarrassment and possible social suicide but the world as always wasn’t this kind.

hoseok is pretty and impatient, yoongi is mesmerized and horny.

Hoseok knows the exact moment he fucked up. He had lent in too close to Jimin’s side at a fan sign, giggling about something that he can no longer remember, and when their fans had screamed and yelled about their interactions Hoseok had stepped it up a little – and Jimin was more than willing to comply.

And he thought he had gotten away with it too, but as he turned back to the front he happened to look sideways, over Namjoon who was sitting next to him, and caught sight of Yoongi. The older man looked furious. His eyes were dark and narrowed as he meets Hoseok’s gaze, and his mouth was pushed into a thin line. Everything in his expression, his body language, screamed ‘danger’ and Hoseok’s blood immediately turned frigid in his veins.

Hoseok had been bad, and Yoongi had to punish him.

Angels don't have an easy job. Not only do they have to care for humans, they have to deal with demons. Yoongi's particular pain in his wings is none other than the demon Hoseok. With a bright smile and a love for mischief, Hoseok causes Yoongi entirely too many problems. But- it's not always so bad~

Hoseok smiled and slowly opened his eyes. “I’m not made of glass hyung. I’m fine.”

Yoongi raised his eyebrows at that. Not made of glass, huh? “Don’t you dare complain later.”

Hoseok wakes up on fire.

“You’re perfect.”

It begins like this, Yoongi touching him with hands and mouth, before the words rumble out of that gravelly voice, low whispers only for him to hear, and know. It’s just part of this process, this body worship, that Yoongi wants to do every once in a while, which leaves him somewhat breathless from blushing. He has skin as thick as it gets but Yoongi’s praises for him tend to leave him flustered and weak in the knees, and he doesn’t quite know why.

‘im egging your house for a dare but your parent is a cop and they’re yelling at me so i told them that you were my ex and you wronged me and now you’re coming outside and please go along with this i don’t want to go to jail’ au

forget your ex with meaningless sex.

Hoseok just wants to get fucked, but Yoongi is a bit terrified of popping Hoseok's cherry.

Something prickled in the back of Yoongi’s mind, a game of truth or dare played right after debut: Hoseok picking truth and Jimin asking Hoseok if he was a virgin. “Uh, describe what you mean by virgin?” “Are you serious, hyung? Like, have you had sex?” “Yeah, but any kind of sexual activity or –“ “Blowjobs don’t count.” And Yoongi having to jump in: “Fuck, Seok-ah. Have you stuck it in someone or had it stuck in you.”

Yoongi has never seen the man that lives across the hall from him, all he knows is that the guy can probably sing every Sistar song and that he owns a dog. That's pretty much all he needs to know, until he runs into said across the hall neighbor.

His name is Hoseok, he's beautiful, and he quickly turns into Yoongi's whole universe.

Hoseok never has to worry about getting carried away with his daydreams, because even when his conscious floats back to reality he still has the man of his dreams right there beside him.

(wherein being an idol is hard, but loving Yoongi is surprisingly easy)

yoongi is a good hyung. he takes good care of hoseok.

catboy!Hoseok is very eager to please Yoongi.

yoongi and hoseok, part of a notorious crew of master thieves, are each other’s biggest rivals.

on nearly every heist, they’re also partners.

Upon removing one more piece of hot pink paper, Hoseok freezes. There’s no question as to what the fabric is.

It’s definitely cotton.

And it definitely has a lace waistband.

And it’s definitely—

“Panties,” Hoseok deadpans.

nov 30 2017 ∞
dec 3 2017 +