- Well kick them in the nuts
- Baby...what were you doing calling me at 5 AM? >.<
- Yum yum boys
- Omg there's a giraffe family sleeping in the room next to us!
- Yup. I just puked again.
- Michael Jackson.
- If you come into this world knowing you are loved and leave knowing the same, everything that happens in between can be dealt with.
- Do you like ginger ale
- Vicious is never a good sign
- Vegan meat balls don't make sense
- Wanna ride my disco stick?
- I have the hiccups
- SLEEP? I'M WORKING!!
- Hot guy just looked at me in a mean way after he saw me dancing to poker face. I no longer think he is hot
- Okay you are clearly in class. But why?
- Dad has arrived with food. I am a future dictator.
- You dreamed we were married? :) How was that? And the Katie-Cakes were delicious!
- Superdamnit
- My parents are getting me drunk. awkssss
- Stop making assumptions, this is not a booty call
- You're already fulfilling my prophecy!
- ...Maybe you'll create a site called spacesphere where you use incomplete sentences to rant about your pent up anger/angst and hatred of humanity!
- All the best conversations end with death threats. =]
- I'd rather you didn't, you know? It would give you more time to spend with me (in bed)...
- Oh, you could've just left without her. HA!
- You probably got an A++
- THE NETFLIX MOVIE CAME!!!!
- I love Chipotle but it feels wrong without you
- A commercial for "The Pregnancy Pact" just came on. You were right, it's on tomorrow night.
- NOVA SCOTIA!
- Boobs.
- I have ten minutes of life left.
- I hope so. I need some Katie time.
- Oatmeal and some curry?
- I'm absolutely drenched and I can't stop smiling.
- I love you more than worms love apples, cops love donuts, hookers love crack, pirates love booty, and politicians love money...put together.
- I'm at the Mexican place eating chips and salsa and pondering the existence of God.
- Ooooh, shmexi ;)
- No you'll be standing over my bed at night!
nov 25 2009 ∞
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