i used to be your friend and now you avoid/ignore me. did you cut me off?

• yes

why did you cut me off? we were so close before :(

• i'm a bad person fundamentally. trust me, you're better off.

you're a bad person/friend/etc!

• i know. i just said that.

rpf is [bad/gross/evil] because---

• ok. still going to do it though.

why are you deleting your old fics?

• they're bad.

hi i'm fandom police and i'm going to arrest you for [shipping/piss/non-con/rpf/etc] crimes

• i don't care

i dont like [character you identify with]

• i dont like me either

since one of your alters is female can i call you she/her

• absolutely fucking not

you know house of cards/k*vin sp*cey is evil, right?

• yes. trust me my rage for the situation is stronger than yours.

can i see what you look like

• no

what's your ""real gender"" though?

• i dont have that

can you [explain/discuss/debate] [political situation/theory/concept/something about the police/prison system] to me

• sure send me a DM and i will probably talk your ear off about it