i hate the way you talk to me and the way you cut your hair. i hate the way you drive my car, i hate it when you stare. i hate your big dumb combat boots and the way you read my mind. i hate you so much that it makes me sick and even makes me rhyme. i hate the way you’re always right, i hate it when you lie. i hate it when you make me laugh, even worse when you make me cry. i hate it when you’re not around and the fact that you didn’t call. but mostly i hate the way i don’t hate you, not even close, not even a little bit, not even at all. ー 10 things i hate about you.