talk to me about astrology! :(

• taurus moons might be easily influenced by trends and such stuff. kind of uhh materialistic?
• capricorns love bottling up their emotions. (especially capricorn moons)
• pisces people are beautiful in almost a dreamy kind of way? (especially pisces risings)
• mars-pluto might be a big red flag for toxic relationships.
• taurus/pisces in personal placements tend to make people shy.
• neptune/saturn in 1st house might be a sign for body image/disordered eating issue.
• remind your local fire sign dominant person to drink water today lol.
• people born during mercury retrograde might have issues related speech? (stuttering a lot or not being able to orally express themselves clearly etc)
• taurus mars people tend to be passive aggressive.
• capricorn mars people are secretly freaks hA HA
• you can find out someone's kinks, sensitive body parts and stuff through their mars sign.
• cancer venus people are "mother" kind of lovers?
• i truly believe that whether you act like your moon sign or not is linked to your mother and how she raised you or how she DIDN'T raise you.
• fire and water mars people are the scariest when angry because their anger is more on the emotional side.
• here's an evil little thought of mine: pisces sun/moon people are religious or involved in a religion in some way or another.
• here's an another evil little thought of mine even though it's kind of stereotypical: capricorn people tend be go into a career field where they can dominate. teacher, police yada yada. also most pedos are capricorns because they crave control.
• subtracting your sun degree from 30 or 60 could indicate the age some changes could occur in your life? that's when your sun progresses into a different sign. don't forget to keep track your saturn return date too!
• i have a lot of taurus moons around so it's purely just a guess but all of them seem to have some kind of issue revolving around their mothers. too distant or too attached, just really unhealthy boundaries.
• sun/saturn in the 11th house women might have many male friends or prefer to have male friends.
• sun in the first house people really do be looking like their fathers.
• pisces placements seem to be kinda flexible with their sexuality? if that makes sense