Because that site will never stop amusing me. Bolded are favorites.
- (708): his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
- (904): I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling. / (1-904): It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
- (973): how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
- (616): A homeless man walked up to me at the bar, pointed, and told me to get my shit together. Jesus?
- (703): No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happe...
sep 17 2012 ∞
may 18 2018 +
 If I decide to have kids and if I have a daughter, I would consider giving her one of these names:
- Aaliyah
- Alexandria
- Alicia
- Alison
- Amber
- Amy/Amie
- Anna
- Audrey
- Ava
- Bailey
- Blair
- Blaise
- Brooke
- Bryce
- Caroline
- Charlotte
- Cherie
- Claire
feb 1 2009 ∞
jun 25 2016 +
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 GIRLS RULE.
- Abbie Mills, Sleepy Hollow
- Angela Abar/Sister Night, Watchmen
- Angelica Schuyler, Hamilton
- Ariel, The Little Mermaid
- Belle, Beauty and the Beast
- Carol Danvers, Captain Marvel
- Charlotte "Chuck" Charles, Pushing Daisies
- Cher Horowitz, Clueless
- Colette Valois, Pan Am
- Emma Swan, Once Upon a Time
- Francesca Bruni, Casanova
- Helga Pataki, Hey Arnold
- Jane Villanueva, Jane the Virgin
- Jasmine, Aladdin
- Jo March, Little Women
- Kamala Khan, Ms. Marvel
- Kat Stratford, 10 Things I Hate About You
- Kate Austen, Lost
- Katniss Everdeen, The Hunger Games
- Lisa Simpson, The Simpsons
dec 29 2012 ∞
aug 22 2020 +
- As for you my galvanized friend, you want a heart! You don't know how lucky you are not to have one. Hearts will never be practical until they can be made unbreakable.—The Wizard, The Wizard of Oz
- Fiction is a lie, and good fiction is the truth inside the lie.—Stephen King
- Deep down, a cynic is a sentimental fool who's been burned.—anonymous
- No one can make you feel inferior without your consent.—Eleanor Roosevelt
- I know God won't give me more than I can handle. I just wish He didn't trust me so much sometimes.—Mother Teresa
- All that is gold does not glitter; not all those that wander are lost.—J.R.R. Tolkien
- Wise men say forgiveness is divine, but never pay full price for late pizza—Michelangelo, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
- I'm looking for a dare-to-be-great situat..._Say Anything_
apr 7 2008 ∞
aug 22 2015 +
A smattering of favorites.
- And That's Why We Drink: The Haunted Doll Market and 420 Zodiac
- Can I Pet Your Dog?: 101 Dalmations
- Can I Pet Your Dog?: A Salute to Allegra and a Hello to Crumb
- Can I Pet Your Dog?: Cute Head Tilts and Dog Meeting Etiquette
- Can I Pet Your Dog?: Helpful Collies and the Barbet
- Can I Pet Your Dog?: The CIPYD Call-In Episode
- Can I Pet Your Dog?: Wishbone AKA Larry Brantley
- The Conspirators: The Deceivers
- Criminal: Baby Snatcher
- Criminal: Bully
- Criminal: Don't Let Me See You in the Whirl
- Criminal: It Looked Like Fire
- Criminal: The Numbers
oct 8 2017 ∞
aug 22 2020 +
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 Fictional characters I have a thing for.
- Chase Stein, Runaways
- Christian, Moulin Rouge!
- Dan Humphrey, Gossip Girl (show)
- Dean Lowery, Pan Am
- Dean Winchester, Supernatural
- Desmond Hume, Lost
- Dimitri, Anastasia
- Donny "The Bear Jew" Donowitz, Inglourious Basterds
- Finnick Adair, the Hunger Games series
- Harry Lockhart, Kiss Kiss Bang Bang
- Henry DeTamble, The Time Traveler's Wife
- Jack Foley, Out of Sight
- Jake Ryan, Sixteen Candles
- James "Sawyer" Ford, Lost
- James Bond
- James Norrington, Pirates of the Caribbean
- James T. Kirk, Star Trek
- Josh, Clueless
- Lloyd Dobler, Say Anything
- Mal Reynolds, Firefly
may 3 2008 ∞
jul 11 2018 +
 If I decide to have kids and if I have a son, I would consider giving him one of these names:
- Adam
- Alexander/Alex
- Alton
- Andrew/Drew
- Anthony
- August
- Bennett
- Blake
- Bradley
- Brandon
- Bruce
- Charles/Charlie/Chuck
- Chase
- Christian
- Christopher
- Claude
- Cole
- Cooper
feb 1 2009 ∞
jul 27 2016 +
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