Now with a rating system! From no stars (please burn this book, as it will seriously make society a much better place) to five stars (READ IT NOW, YOU MORON). Of course, my opinion is highly subjective.

• No One Cares What You Had for Lunch: 100 Ideas for Your Blog, Margaret Mason ****
• Such a Pretty Girl, Laura Wiess *****
• A Certain Slant of Light, Laura Whitcomb *****
• The Earth, My Butt, and Other Big Round Things, Carolyn Mackler ****1/2
• The Queen Geek Social Club, Laura Preble ***
• 21 Proms, edited by Daniel Ehrenhaft and David Levithan ***1/2
• Amazing Grace, Megan Shull ****1/2
• Specials, Scott Westerfeld ****
• A Dirty Job, Christopher Moore ****
• Nothing Can Keep Us Together, Cecily von Ziegsar ***
• Only In Your Dreams, Cecily von Ziegsar **1/2
• Both Sides of Time, Caroline B. Cooney ****
• The Messiah of Morris Avenue, Tony Hendra ****
• Bloodsucking Fiends, Christopher Moore ****
• Twisted, Laurie Halse Anderson ****
• Survival of the Prettiest: The Science of Beauty, Nancy Etcoff ****1/2
• Feeling Sorry for Celia, Jaclyn Moarity ****
• Masquerade: A Blue Bloods Novel, Melissa de la Cruz ****
• Naughts and Crosses, Malorie Blackman *****
• My Secret, Frank Warren [ed.] *****
• Enthusiasm, Polly Schulman ****
• Karma Girl, Jennifer Estep ****
• The Manual: A True Bad Boy Explains How Men Think, Date, and Mate--and What Women Can Do to Come Out on Top, Steve Santagati ***1/2
• The Book of Luke, Jenny O' Connell ***
• The Fat Girl, Maryln Sachs **
• New Boy, Julian Houston ****
• American Gods, Neil Gaiman ****
• The Edification of Sonya Crane, JD Guilford (no stars)
• If I Have a Wicked Stepmother, Where's My Prince?, Melissa Kantor ***
• Bass Ackwards and Belly Up, Elizabeth Craft and Sarah Fain ***1/2
• It's Kind of a Funny Story, Ned Vizzini ****
• Dedication, Emma McLaughlin and Nicola Kraus **
• Out of Time, Caroline B. Cooney ****
• This Can't Be Happening at Macdonald Hall!, Gordon Korman ****
• Rash, Pete Hautman ***
• I'd Tell You I Love You, But Then I'd Have to Kill You, Ally Carter ***
• Adios to My Old Life, Caridad Ferrer ****
• Stardust, Neil Gaiman *****
• Fourth Comings, Megan McCafferty ****
• A Great and Terrible Beauty, Libba Bray ****1/2
• Inexcusable, Chris Lynch ***
• Life As We Knew It, Susan Beth Pfeffer ****
• An Abundance of Katherines, John Green ****
• Hero, Perry Moore ****1/2
• Crushed, Laura and Tom McNeil *****
• It's Not About the Accent, Caridad Ferrer ***1/2
• Dramacon #1, Svetlana Chmakova ****
• Ouran High School Host Club #1, Bisco Hatori ****
• Dramacon #2, Svetlana Chmakova ****
• Elsewhere, Gabrielle Zevin ****
• Darkest Hour: The Mediator, Book 4, Meg Cabot ****1/2
• Avalon High, Meg Cabot ****
• The Luxe, Anna Godberson ****
• A Lifetime of Secrets, Frank Warren
  
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• Honey, Baby, Sweetheart, Deb Caletti ****