- "dude, you're singing the wrong words." "no i'm not, because i'm making a remix."
- being so G you're almost H.
- comebacks that make the whole room go "OOOOOHHHHH"
- dear homework, you're not attractive, and i'm not doing you.
- don't you hate it when you die from not passing on chainmail?
- going to church doesn't make you a christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.
- hi, welcome to Hollister. Would you like a flashlight?
- I hate it when I go to bed and forget to turn my swag off.
- i hate it when i start rapping and people mistake me for lil wayne.
- i hate it when i'm in an awkward situation and can't find a twix.
- i hate when i'm shirtless in the woods and Abercrombie takes pictures of me.
- i understand you got your swag on, but could you please walk a little faster.
- i'm not weird. it's called having a personality.
- ooooooh, that sounds a bit harsh. i better put "lol" on the end of it.
- PET-SMART? OR PETS-MART? THE WORLD WILL NEVER KNOW
- thank you, hand sanitizer, for telling me i have a cut on my hand.
- using rock paper, scissors for serious decision making.
jun 20 2010 ∞
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