here are the ten questions (compiled by bernard pivot) that james lipton asks every guest on inside the actors studio. i have listed my responses should i ever be a guest!

• what is your favorite word? fabulous
• what is your least favorite word? cruddy
• what turns you on creatively, spiritually, or emotionally? helping others
• what turns you off? selfishness
• what is your favorite curse word? hell
• what sound or noise do you love? Joe's voice
• what sound or noise do you hate? rooke screaming
• what profession other than your own would you like to attempt? working at church
• what profession would you not like to do? lawyer
• if heaven exists, what would you like to hear god say when you arrive at the pearly gates? we've all been waiting for you, even the dogs.