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  • “I feel like such a nasthy girl.” –Natalie
  • “I’m just trying to be perfect and it’s so hard” –Miles
  • HIV lanes –Lindsey
  • “Despacio, despacio, despacio…” –Ovidio
  • “Holo” –Ovidio
  • “PANA-JA-CHEL!!”
  • “It’s a snack.” –Isaac
  • “Oh yeah, so juicy.” –Isaac
  • “Scissors stay here.” –Debora
  • “My Macflurry is all wrong. The ice cream is gooey, there’s no Oreos, the cup is different and there’s supposed to be caramel.” –Debora, Isaac, and Linda
  • “Uh, do you expect for him to be awake?” –Julio
  • “Yo soy guatemalteco.” –Ovidio
  • “Muerto, muerto, muerto…boom!” –Ovidio
  • “I’m just laughing at my vida.” –Hannah
  • “Why is there a fogata? Your bosque is burning.” –Hannah
  • “Pure ice cream, pure hamburgers, pure hot dogs.” *Isaac
  • “Squeaky clean” –Isaac
  • Isaac, Eesak, Zack, Saaky
  • Debora, DEBora, Debby
  • Linda, Leenda
  • Roger Rodriguez
  • El tren de arroz
  • “A la gran puta!” –Natalie “That’s bad.” -Lamar
  • “Oh you’re from America, they’re from America.” “Where in America?” “They’re from America.” “I know, I said where in America.” –Debora
  • Pet monkeys
  • Debora’s driving: almost killing us and a man on the street and honking at dogs.
  • “Are you…girls…eating with us? –Isaac
  • Yodi
  • “Oh my gosh, are you serious?” –Jodi
  • Pupusa
  • Alex’s drug dealer
  • “Can we take a picture of you and our huskies?” –Antigua creepers
  • Natalie’s ass grab
  • “Esther’s coming” –Lindsey “Oh my god why would you say that?? Don’t say that!!” –Natalie
  • “hahahahahaha NO!!!!” –Alex
  • “Oh my god are you serious?? I had not idea. Oh my god. Wait are you kidding?? Oh my god.” –Natalie
  • Danones.
  • “Otra vez!” –Marta
  • Torch.
  • Artisan.
  • “Justin Bieber? He’s so gay he’s like 13.” –Isaac “What so he’s gay because he’s a year younger than you? You’re 14.” –Lindsey
  • “Do you have any skills? Like miming, clowning, sports in front of the band?” –Julio and Jodi
  • “Hola americanos!”
  • “Do you like…seal?” -Manolo
  • “Do you like…a fish?
  • “Stop hablaring in espanol.” –Hannah
  • “Se fue.”
  • “Me squish.” –Lindsey
  • Aqui aca alli alla aquel.
  • “I don’t know how to put this…are you like good Christians?” –Debora
  • “Vaheena, Vahina…” –Carlos “Guys he’s trying to say vagina.” –Natalie
  • “Whats the word for a shot again? “Wait, what is it again? “Wait, how do you say a shot again”…. “Quisiera...a shot.” -Lindsey, Hannah, Natalie, Marta
  • Lindsey knocking over someone’s beer.
  • Fatty roll of hundie quetzies.
  • Making it rain.
  • “But there’s an issue. Like a big issue.” “What’s the issue?” “Well…he’s a teacher. And he got drunk and got a girl pregnant.” “Has she had the baby yet?” “Uhhh, she’s gonna have it like this week.” -Debora
  • “Donde esta un loopie?” –Debora
  • “Una bolsa for you amiga? Chep price!”
  • “Organic coffee?”
  • Judio.
  • Macdonalds.
  • Rhonda.
  • Rogelio’s squeals and noises.
  • Ovidio hiding behind a tiny tree.
  • “One…more…bite!” –Rogelio
  • Throwing our sopping wet towels off the roof.
  • “Tell the truth! Bahahaha!” –Julio
  • “Uh do you girls have plans?” “When?” “Uh today, tomorrow, now, tonight.” –Isaac
  • “Do you girls want to play board games? “Sure, now? “Um well first I’m gonna go take a bath.” –Isaac
  • “Estamos durmiendo adentro!!” –Natalie
  • The end of paranormal activity.
  • Que paso ayer?
  • “I know how to get there, it’s over there but I don’t know…” –Linda “Uh, what did you just say?”
  • Natalie getting torched by the oven.
  • Rogelio crying over the sponge bob mug.
  • Eenie Meenie.
  • My First Kiss.
  • Airplanes.
  • OMG.
  • “He’s my apprentice.” –Isaac “Do you understand what he’s saying? –Hannah “Yes.” –Lindsey “What’s an apprentice?” –Hannah “Wow Hannah, Isaac’s English is better than yours.” –Lindsey
  • “A volaaaaaaaaar!
  • San Francisco.
  • Getting drunk off less than a dollar in American money
  • “Chico chico chico chico chico chico chico.” –Jose
  • “Donde esta la basura?” “Que??” –Jose
  • “Applausa para Jesus!”
  • “Hello, are you a believer?”
  • “No tenga pena.”
  • “Facking passpart packet.” –Graham
  • “They’re like hyper, hyperactive, hyperchristians, hyper, hypo….” –Debora “Uh, hypocrites?”
  • “I remember my football team. It was the Philadelphia Phillies.” –Jodi
  • “Waka, waka.” -Rogelio
aug 4 2010 ∞
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