- “Someone hot just popped into my head.” –Lindsey
- “Oh myyyy.”
- Walter.
- Ricardo.
- “Speedo alert 12 o’clock.”
- “Cat!!...Lindsey…” –Sam
- Purple Motherfucker
- Donkey Sperm
- Shit in the Grass
- Kamikazes
- Slammers
- Mariachi whistler boyfriend
- Alealejandro
- “VEN AQUI VEN AQUI! What time is it?” –Sam
- “Hod up.” –Dom and Ryan
- “Booat.” –Dom and Ryan
- “Hola, am I gordo?” –Ryan
- No Shoulder
- “Operation white hat.”
- “Ryan stop checking yourself out.” –Sam
- “I just pulled a dunbar.” –Ryan
- “I don’t know who dunbar is but you just pulled a dunbar.” –Sam
- “I get it, you’re a heavyweight, I’m a pussy.” –Ryan
- Drunk at lunchtime
- “Guys am I walking in a straight line?” –Lindsey “No Linds, that’s a zig zag.” –Sam
- “Wait what was that one girl’s name?” “I think it was Jess.” –Sam “I think it was Rosie.” –Lindsey
- “Como se dice boobs?” -Sam
- “Is there gonna be a fight??” -Josie
- “Who’s your friend dancing with now??” –Josie
- “Zach Ham. Has that always been his name?” –Lindsey “Where do you picture him? In the hallway by our lockers. And he goes…sup bitch?!”
- Sewing kit
- “How do you say abs in Spanish?” –Sam “Uhh, abdominales.” –Lindsey
- “Buenos dias mi amor.” –Alejandro
- “There’s a fat lady in the background.” –Sam
- “Do you mind if I wipe the sweat off your arm with a napking?” –Sam
- “He hasn’t quite reached Walter status yet but he’s not a Ricardo.” –Sam
- “Is he a Walter? He looks gay.” –Lindsey
- “You guys are like going to prom and then there we are.” –Sam
- “I would like to order some toast. Um….about 10 pieces.” –Dom
- “And in the morning my toast was waiting for me!” –Dom
- “Hold on I’ve just gotta fix my hair real fast.” –Lindsey “Oh my god Linds are you kidding me?” –Sam “No, I’m not drunk enough yet to not fix my hair.” –Lindsey
- “You guys have to stay for… we are the champions my friends! (insert hand wave)” –Cyndy
- “Heyyyy hey baby! Ooo! Ahh! I wanna knowww, would you be my girl.”
- “Tween alert.” –Cyndy
- “Operation white hats… brother.”
- “Operation white hat… minus the white hat.”
- “Operation white hat…complete.”
- “Yes, Sam’s a negro.” –Cyndy
- “Wow you’re like so tan you’re blending into the earth.” –Lindsey
- “Can I get some cheese fries??”
- “Why are you guys holding hands? –Mike “It’s ok because we’re best friends.”
- “Ism.”
- “Where are you guys from?” –Mike “Colorado.” “Oh…” –Mike “Yes, we know your cousins are from Colorado.” –Sam
- “I can’t find my shirt so I’m just gonna sleep without it.” (next morning) “Uhh Linds, why the fuck am I not wearing a shirt?” –Sam
- “Stop checking yourself out in my glasses.” –Sam
- “Lean…go.”
- “Operation white hat…take two.”
- “Yoo hoo!”
- “A dios mio I love my country.” –Santa
- “I used to wear blubbies.” –Alice and Josie “Wait, blobbies or blubbies?” “Blubbies.” –Alice and Josie “Wait, blobbies?” “Yes, blubbies.” –Alice and Josie “This is not working.”
- Sun beds
- Cream
- Holiday
- “So how does Colorado feel about abortion??” –Lewis
- “Bummer!” –Alice
- “Follow da leada leada leada follow da leada.”
- “I bet its pretty smoky in the cigar lounge.” –Lewis “Obviously.” –Alice “Duh.” –Lindsey
- Voice crack kid
- “Dude my shoulder’s like fucked up.” –Nicky “Wait YOUR shoulder is fucked up?”
- “No more drinks for you amiga.” –Enemy in the bar
- “What’s the difference between English and British?” –Sam “I don’t know, something to do with Wales.” –Lindsey “Wait, the country or the animal?” *Sam
- “Oh my god Sam we just increased our nationalities!” –Lindsey
- “Si hay! Si hay! Tacos deliciosas!” –Taco lady
- “Final countdown.” –Sam
- “What is it like to be Jewish?!” –Lewis
- “Someone told me drinking water is for frogs.” –Friend at the bar
- “We’re going to the beach.” –Chris “No you’re not.” –Lindsey
- “Hello best friend!” –Lindsey
- “All you guys ever talk to me about is my hair. Maybe I just shouldn’t touch it ever again.” –Lindsey
- “Yo no se porque se fue.”
- “What did you just say?? Was that English?” “No, it’s Ibe, a Mayan dialect.”
- “You were checking us out at the gym this morning.” –Sam
- Sneezy Sleepy Dopey Doc Grumpy Cocky
- “Do you wanna dance?” “Uhhh, I’m gonna take a shot.”
- “It’s weird we’re not showering together. (no response) Alright. Oh hello!” –Lindsey
- “It’s on the luggage.” –Francisco
- “I’m surprised we didn’t end up in Mexican prison.” –Sam
- Dos margaritas en las rocas.
- “Yayyyaaiiibagjajjaaaa….” –Lindsey “What Lindsey?” –Sam “yuasdyahaaaaaaay…” –Lindsey
- “I don’t like your accent. It’s not hot.” –Sam
- “This is Sam, she’s from Spain. This is Lindsey, she’s from Canada.” –Cocky
- “Name one country that borders Guatemala.” –Cocky "Uhh, Mexico.” –Lindsey
- “His neck is going to be like one massive hicky.” -Sam
- “Nice neck.” –Sam “My mom saw it and was like SON.” –Chris
- “Stupid stupid stupid! (Complete with head hitting) –Lindsey
- “Lewis take off your sassypants.” –Sam “You mean my sassy trousers?” –Lewis
- “De nads.”
- “What happens in Mexico stays in Mexico…and on Facebook.”
aug 4 2010 ∞
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