- Put a bra in the microwave to dry it after I spilled water on myself before going out.
- The underwire got so hot that it caught the bra on fire.
- Went commando to a doctor's appointment, not knowing I was going to have to walk around in a backless paper gown.
- I ended up wearing an extra gown, backwards.
- When a customer at the restaurant I worked out told me their dining companion was deaf, I gave the man a Braille menu.
- Ironed a brand new skirt before reading the tag that it was dry clean only and not to be ironed.
- Anyone know how to make an iron mark go away on a black skirt?
- Threw a full baby bottle at my brother in the midst of a fight when I was 13. It hit him really hard and ruptured his spleen.
- Wore prostiboots to school on a day it was icy, and fell on my ass no less than 3 times.
- When taking an order in Spanish as a waitress, I offered an elderly lady a slice of cocaine pie, instead of coconut cream.
mar 5 2009 ∞
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