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• 1.05 | why are you talking in very short sentences? EMPHASIS. DRAMA. FUCK OFF.
• 1.05 | i'll kill you, you fucking flat-chested cocksucking spastic horsefucker!!
• 2.03 | four months without sex; that ain’t funny. but you probably wouldn’t understand that, jal. huh? well you don’t have sex at all, do you? you have clarinet lessons.
• 3.01 | i'm jj, and in regard to my mathematic aptitude i'm in the top 0.3% of the population, which is an interesting demographic statistic because paradoxically my communication, interpersonal, and intuitive skills are toward the lower quartiles.
• 3.03 | then what in the bollock name of bugger is it?
• 3.04 | pandora, why are we friends? do you ever wonder? well, that's super easy. you're my pal 'cause you're the coolest ever, and i'm yours cause i'll totally do anything you say and none of your boyfriends every want to surf me cause I'm useless. that's it? yeah.
• 3.04 | i'm afraid pandora gets overstimulated.
• 3.04 | why didn't we invite him? 'cause he's a fun sponge.
• 3.04 | Freddie says every time you ask me to say something, JUST SAY NO.
• 3.06 | what's a bit of public humiliation? i'm a teacher. i'm used to it. yeah, people fuck you up every day
• 3.05 | Welcome to our fortress of solitude!
• 3.05 | And Karen's costume last night was a bit of a marvel. I'm pretty sure it defied the laws of physics. I mean, that tiny amount of material is surely not able to cover the requisite surface area for UK broadcasting laws.
• 3.05 | how's being an angsty little prick workin out for you?
• 3.05 | we'd be good together. don't you think? no. why? because I'll break your heart. maybe i'll break yours. nobody breaks my heart. and anyway; why would i want that?
• 3.05 | Do you know what Naomi is spelled backwards? I moan.
• 3.05 | if you find her so reprehensible, then why did you have sex with her?
• 3.05 | I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I'm emotionally underdeveloped.
• 3.06 you're very annoying. yeah, well, you seem to inspire it in me.
• 3.06 when i'm with you, i feel like a better person. i feel...happier. less alone.
• 3.06 it's not as simple as that, is it? being with someone.
• 3.08 | I BOUGHT A FUCKING GATEAU! BLACK FOREST! ooh, my favourite! cheers!
• 3.08 | I need a wee and a Tic Tac.
• 3.09 | this tastes like bollocky wank shite!
• 3.09 | her name's naomi. she's rather beautiful.
• 3.10 | someone's made a very inconvenient error.
• 3.10 | you know, that effy smile? the one that means '_you don't know me at all. and you never will_.'
• 3.10 | i know that she has got so much love in her heart; the thought of letting it out, showing her cards...scares her to death.
• 3.10 | It's an insoluble equation. Unless you choose.
• 3.10 | Nothing good every stays with me. Absolutely nothing.