icon via ? = claim it!

• 1.03 | that was mean. that was a very mean thing you did.
• 1.03 | i feel violated.
• 1.03 | are you stuck? yes you are; you're like Winnie the Pooh!
• 2.10 | thank god for my naturally clingy nature.
• 2.10 | it would be difficult to rape and pillage with the subtlety of a humanist.
• 2.10 | this is one of the need-to-know cases. and you do not need, therefore you shall not know.
• 2.10 | but i don't need protection. that's what i have several longstanding restraining orders for.
• 2.10 | the dna analysis that i performed on your hair told us everything we needed to know. oh, i was under the impression that penicillin would clear that up.
• 2.10 | oh look at that: a dumb idea just found a friend.
• 2.10 | i went out on a limb for you people! a tree limb, jutting from a cliff, with my limbs dangling over certain death!
• 2.12 | love doesn't need all the right ingredients; it's heartier than that.
• 2.12 | we're like those blind fish that live in volcanoes at the bottom of the ocean, only we're two fish that can't touch.
• 2.12 | it's scary, starting something new; it's about exposing your heart to a stranger and putting your faith in the idea of someone before you even have a chance to get to know the truth about who they really are.
• 2.12 | i'll be in the kitchen rationalizing my panic attack.
• 2.12 | i'm like that girl in high school who's scared of serious relationships, so she's always attracted to guys in college. or Canada.
• 2.12 | how could you not tell me you had a daughter? we have buried bodies together!
• 2.12 | one copy is kept on file and the other is available in the gift shop for purchase.
• 2.12 | you blew the whistle? you go girl.
• 2.12 | well, it's my duty as a citizen to watch the reservoir. you know, one drop of mind-altering drugs, and we'll all be zombies under the control of those secret signals on fm radio. IT'S A PUBLIC HEALTH ISSUE.
• 2.12 | they'll be all over me like weevils on rice!
• 2.12 | sometimes things are so absurd i can't even hear them. like, you just blew a dog whistle full of crazy, and i'm not a dog.
• 2.12 | can love make you do something really crazy? I WENT TO A NUNNERY.
• 2.12 | i hung the lantern, bitch.
• 2.12 | that is so sweet. AND EVIL.
• 2.13 | DOUBLE DATE! DOUBLE DATE!
• 2.13 | night of a thousand bubbles! is this a frothy crowd, or what?
• 2.13 | don't sign my name on that 'sorry a shark ate your bitch of a sister' letter!
• 2.13 | she's got a case of the dumb-A-S-S.
• 2.13 | PADDLE OUT! I SAID, PADDLE OUT!
• 2.13 | i ought to punch you in the snotlocker!
• 2.13 | flip on, mermaids!
• 2.13 | get in your showboat and row it to HELL.
• 2.13 | your moral compass is always pointed due...the right thing.
• 2.13 | i'ma physically eject you from these premises!
• 2.13 | THE INTREPID COW!