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  • "I should have beaten you as a child." (jokingly)
  • "This song reminds me of you." (It was Queen's 'Fat Bottomed Girls', and to this day I'm still not sure if I should take it as a compliment or insult.)
  • "You have gorgeous eyes."
  • "I fucking hate you." (Usually not seriously. Usually.)
  • "And you, you're just completely detached from reality."
  • "People always think I'm the evil one, but really it's you."
  • "You're like the beta version. No one has tested you yet."
  • "You're like a swiss army knife of goodness."
  • "Do you ever stop and think about what you've just said, and then asked yourself 'what the fuck is wrong with me?'"
  • "I have no idea what you're talking about."
  • "...You're sick."
  • "Ask him how big his penis is."
  • "I'd make out with you if I was drunk."
  • "You're drawn to me as a lobster is drawn to butter!"
aug 2 2010 ∞
jan 20 2017 +