- "I should have beaten you as a child." (jokingly)
- "This song reminds me of you." (It was Queen's 'Fat Bottomed Girls', and to this day I'm still not sure if I should take it as a compliment or insult.)
- "You have gorgeous eyes."
- "I fucking hate you." (Usually not seriously. Usually.)
- "And you, you're just completely detached from reality."
- "People always think I'm the evil one, but really it's you."
- "You're like the beta version. No one has tested you yet."
- "You're like a swiss army knife of goodness."
- "Do you ever stop and think about what you've just said, and then asked yourself 'what the fuck is wrong with me?'"
- "I have no idea what you're talking about."
- "...You're sick."
- "Ask him how big his penis is."
- "I'd make out with you if I was drunk."
- "You're drawn to me as a lobster is drawn to butter!"
aug 2 2010 ∞
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