What is your favorite word?

• Plethora

What is your least favorite word?

• C*nt

What turns you on?

• Lips, the smell of firewood burning, peppermint tea, kisses on my neck.

What turns you off?

• Bad hygiene

What sound or noise do you love?

• Baby's laughter

What sound or noise do you hate?

• Feedback from a microphone

What is your favorite curse word?

• Fuck

What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?

• Real Estate Agent

What profession would you not like to do?

• Heart Surgeon

If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?

• Surprise.