- "A unicorn is somebody who knows they're magical and isn't afraid to show it." -Brittany Pierce 
- "Be so good they can't ignore you" -Steve Martin 
- "Bitches get stuff done" -Tina Fey 
- "Confidence is 10% hard work and 90% delusion" -Tina Fey 
- "Females are strong as hell" -Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt 
- "Google Earth, always taking pictures." -Leslie Knope 
- "Grandfathers are the backbone of this country!" -Danny Castellano 
- "Great things are done by a series of small things brought together" -Vincent Van Gogh 
- "Here's to strong women. May we know them. May we be them. May we raise them." 
- "Honor the space between no longer and not yet." -Nancy Levin 
- "I am not a successful adult. I don't vegetables and/or take care of myself." -Nick Miller 
- "I hate talking to people about things." -April Ludgate 
- "I salsa your face." -Ann Perkins 
- "I thought I had hit rock bottom, but we managed to find a new subbasement." -Mindy Lahiri 
- "I'll tell you one thing that always lasts forever... herpes." -Mindy Lahiri 
- "If you have good thoughts, they will shine out of your face like sunbeams and you will always look lovely" -Roald Dahl 
- "If you retain nothing else, always remember the most important rule of beauty which is: who cares?" -Tina Fey 
- "It may be cold, but it's about to get all warm up in my jazz." -Duke Silver 
- "It's so weird being my own role model." -Mindy Lahiri 
- "Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in awhile, you could miss it." -Ferris Bueller 
- "Oh no! It's a bear yo!" "What are the odds?" "That a bear would be in a bear cave? Like a hundred percent." -The Hip Hop Kids 
- "Say yes and you'll figure it out afterwards" -Tina Fey 
- "Stay focused and extra sparkly" 
- "The only straight I am is straight-up bitch." -Santana Lopez 
- "The show must go all over the place or something." -Finn Hudson 
- "TV taught me how to feel, now real life has no appeal" -Marina and the Diamonds 
- "Virginia is for lovers" 
- "Work like there is someone working twenty-four hours a day to take it away from you." -Mark Cuban 
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