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  • the one with the flying carpets where the guy wouldn't give me my change
  • the one with Maggie's scary aardvark babies
  • the one where I got shot at Halloween
  • the one where I was on the phone to Lorraine and she said a psychic told her I was gonna die right that second, and then I did
  • the one where I was Harry Potter and I had a Back To The Future time machine but it was built into a vending machine instead of a delorean
  • the one with the gnarly umbrellas and rusty saws fighting in the street
  • the one where i spoke entirely in Irish for the whole dream
  • the one where i knew i was dreaming and i tried to tell my grandad but he didn't believe me
  • the one where i got a modelling contract
  • the one where it was Valentine's Day and bf made me a huge cake shaped like a Mayan temple with lion heads on the corners and weird jelly icing. And I was worried because I had forgotten to get him a present but more worried because there was a man in a pinstriped suit who was trying to shoot everyone.
  • the torch bees
  • the teeny tiny, one-legged duck that moved across the top of my finger like a caterpillar on its purple jelly foot.
jul 13 2010 ∞
sep 22 2010 +