- I once almost cut my left middle finger off with a ice skate when I was about six.
- I once wrote ‘calcium oxiclean’ on a science paper. That is why you check your work.
- I once spent an entire math and lunch period writing ‘gay shit’ and other synonyms and jokes/phrases all over a piece of paper.
- Other synonyms include ‘homosexual feces’ and ‘queer crap’. The band Pansy Division also got a spot on it.
- I once brought a picture of frank iero wearing a candy cane crown to school before a midterm exam. Someone tore it in almost exactly half, so my best friend got one half and I got the other. We kept them in our pockets for good luck.
- When I was younger I wanted to be a dishwasher. I had such high expectations.
- I wrote 'fuck' on my knuckles in science but it didn't wash off completely so i had to write 'rage & love' on my knuckles over it
- the only productive thing i did during art class one time was write 'gay shit' in hot glue on a popsicle stick
- I once got a detention for throwing cheese.
- my dad didn't know 'bullshit' was a curse word wtf
- i once set a microwaveable bowl of mac n cheese on fire. im great at cooking.
- if they used locker 666 at my school, one of my friends would have it.
- my phone case is the american idiot heart grenade and the hand. i put my phone next to my pillow once and turned around in my sleep. i woke up and the first thing i saw was it and i though i woke up in green day land. then i got incredibly depressed when i realized i wasn't.
- sometimes i think about something serious about tre, but then i think about the dead mermaids
- theres a guy who thinks im crazy and honestly im not surprised considering he sat next to me in english for a while. i kept showing him weird and creepy pictures.
- ive realized that throughout the year me and my best friend's table has lost more and more people to the point where its just us
jan 11 2018 ∞
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