• one of my teachers said that we should know what we want to be when we grow up. i replied "gay".
  • my best friend currently has a goose that has dean winchesters head and a duck that has two heads, one of which is a duck head
  • its dean wingchester
      • his head fell off
      • one of our friends started humming the intro to welcome to the black parade
  • theres a ton of people with flowers and bags of candy and im just sitting here with a single pack of fun dip my friend gave me
      • at least i havent gotten to the point where i bring myself fun dip
  • one of my friends got a "friend" poem. some one friend-zoned themselves
  • is it weird that i have a pair of earbuds i keep inside the pouch of a stuffed kangaroo so i can watch youtube in the middle of the night
  • me and my best friend's english project is just a ton of punk and emo and metal thrown together with a couple of words its great
  • the science teacher played the wii theme song for half of the period
  • I haven’t shown up for track in two weeks how am I still a part of the team
  • one of my birds discovered you can crawl under newspaper
  • ugh my space bar is being really weird
  • my english teacher was talking about how sexual scenes in books made her uncomfortable and them my best friend and i just look at each other from the other side of the room. too much fan fiction.
  • dammit my loaner computer is broken too and the return button wont work
feb 14 2018 ∞
feb 15 2018 +