- one of my friends walked over to my best friend and i and said 'is that a banana in your pocket or are you just excited to see me?' and pulled a banana out of his pocket. the banana now has a face and is called richard
- we started a new religion. to join you must spend a day with a rock in your shoe. hell is filled with tilapia and is heated by a poppity ping. the only person who can swear in hell is satan but he doesnt know how to swear.
- my best friend said she's going to make a wheel of religions from all the religions she's joined this year with some spaces for new ones. she's going to spin it to choose a new religion every once and a while.
- i've been so fucking tired recently and i've gotten more sleep than usual because my mom took my phone and i dont know why
- i've been half asleep this whole day and i'm about 60% sure that im going to fall asleep in study hall
- this is one of those days that i really want to die (im not suicidal i promise)
- apparently people complained to my mother about my "inappropriate behavior"??
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