- my head hurts so fucking much
- the banana was renamed berry and he died. then there was an apple named jerry. he (she? we ripped his dick off) died. and now there's an orange named larry and he's probably gonna die later
- my dad apparently wasn't feeling well today so my mom picked me up early to buy medicine but this was the one day that i was looking forward to because i had philosophy dammit
- guess who got detention
- y'know a few years ago i would've freaked out over a lunch detention and now i just dont give a fuck about an actual detention
- i got my mom addicted to minesweeper oops
- i just put my foot in the pool that my dad just put a ton of bleach in and now it feels weird help me
- my dad is convinced im gonna die tonight
- not from the bleach, but because there was a break in near out community
mar 1 2018 ∞
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