- Show me what you've got, 2011.
- off to a grrrrreat start, eh Kara and Megan? ;D oh and here's $10 from way back when. bottom's up! #2011memories (yes, already!)
- Make it count. Why not? No regrets. Sleep is for the weak. Don't worry. Take a chance. #2011mottos
- Kara: "I have a baby." Me: "Me too." Kara: "I'm not surprised.." Me: "You DIDN'T!" x)
- what do I do on the very first day of the year? go swimming at the Kalahari, of course! :)
- got sixty-something in mini golf. Kara and Megan each got something in the fifties, haha.
- I could really use a smoothie right now, smoothie right now, smoothie right now!
- George, George, George of the Chungle!
- I have a good feeling that 2011 is going to be fantastic. :) #optimism
- "Client." "Bless you."
- Guy on OTH: "You getting in or what?" Megan: "What!"
- off to a GREAT start. nearly burned the house down.....
- word travels fast.
- can't believe I would ever think of such a thing..!
- stay classy. ;)
- oh yeah, I have another obsessed kid after me now. Megan knows what I'm talking about. scared me when he called my name at the bottom of the stairs..
- while I'm studying away for the APUSH exam in May, my mother and sister decided that they're going to pick out my date for prom..oh boy. :')
- advent calendar, McFly style = dzown. :)
- Classy Clarissa!
- Me: "Can someone just poke me?"
- Dinner For Schmucks and Chinese with Sierra.
- poking is like, my lifestyle now.
- did you hear? I moved up on the classy scale. 4.5, baby! ;D all thanks to my Union Jack hoodie.
- "Poke."
- Skyping it up with Taylor..in style. yes, that means with sunglasses on. :)
- He Is We! :)
- um, yeaah..lol. that whole thing was kind of awkward, not gonna lie. hahah. now another thing Jordan can make fun of me for..great!
- Flavor Blasted Goldfish is pure LOVE. :)))
- I nearly spilled over my container of Nesquik out of pure excitement to drink it.. shuddering now and sister probably thinks I'm a lunatic.
- tumbling in open gym with Taylor and Megan at Fox Valley agaaaaaaaaain! :D
- well thank you mister for the free donuts at Dunkin Donuts! talk about the donuts that are about to be thrown away in 15min and you get a bag. :)
- Taylor: "And then she stood behind the merchandise table like she owned the damn place!" :')
- couldn't ask for a better night! lol'd like mad at Taylor and Megan's stories, and discussed my social life with mi madre. woo! :)
- If you want what you’ve never had, you have to do what you’ve never done.
- Thanks a latte, have a grande!
- another round of tumbling done with Taylor at Crystal Lake!
- oh you know, Just Dance-ing with Megan and Taylor! :)
- finished the seventh season of One Tree Hill, now time to go back down to the first season!
- Haley: "These aren't sad tears, they're happy tears." Nathan: "Well next time you should smile when you're happy."
- Lucas: "I wasn't looking."
- it's 10am and I'm wondering why I'm awake this early. guess falling asleep at midnight has it's perks.
- also, I can see a bit of Zac Efron in Chad Michael Murray's facial expressions. just puttin' that out there.
- "That's so steaksauce!"
- movie night at school for APUSH! yes, at 5pm. yes, on a Sunday.
- alllll while watching the 45min of Far and Away we saw.. Jarkko (on the phone): "Peace bro." Me: "Does he have a face?" Me: "There goes all their water. Good luck finding more." Sierra: "'I feel myself dying..'" "This land is my land, this land is your land.." ♪♫ Tragic D: love is in the air! :) Me: "This chair is so entertaining, I'm more interested in this than the movie!" Grant: "Why are you at school?" Sierra: "To do homework." Grant: "Did you forget it at school?" Sierra: "I just love school so much I wanted to do my homework here:)"
- I'm getting woozy at the thought of these free round trip tickets to London. either that or it's the chocolate. :') f-f-f-five days spent in London?! o m g. more than perfection. I want this to happen like you have no idea, haha.
- um, question: why does this chick like every comment I post? I'm not fond of you. you interfered with my John time way back when. like rly.
- "Drop it to the floor.."
- rock hard abs right hurrr.
- (479): When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls. #tfln
- withdrawals..
- another prom dress catalog? yes, please! :)
- procrastinating is my lifestyle..along with poking people. but neither of them are anything to be proud of.
- I enjoy this a lot more than I would like to. #itsneverthiseasythough
- the older that I get, the more sleep I need..and unfortunately, the less I get.
- we can all learn from a wise ol' Mrs. Pechan.. "Go for it!" "are you from new york?" "nooo sweetie i grew up in chicago" "uhhh we're from chicago...we dont sound like that..."
- I'm only on twitter whenever I have to write a paper. twitter and procrastination are homeboys. :')
- Don't chase your dreams, catch 'em!
- attempted to log into @itskara's fb, but I keep getting incorrect passwords! I just want the 20th poke to my pile of pokes. too much to ask? -5min later- O M G. MIND BLOWN x8374637! @itskara poked me. I never logged on. it wasn't me, I swear! yaaay, you're my 20th poke! ;D
- you never truly appreciate flavor blasted goldfish until you've had the original. #andthatsafactfolks!
- 01/11/11: the second best day of the year!
- oh y'know, just casually poked JL's car..nbd. ;D
- twenty-one pokes seems to be the most I'll ever get for now. everyone, stand back! I'm ready to fire.
- There is nothing left to you at this moment but to have a good laugh.
- "O it brightens my day knowing you're there while i'm losing battles with you know who." etc etc. this kid won't give me up! haha.
- it cracks me up to be told that people thought I went to homecoming WITH John. hahaha, please. we met up on the dance floor. who's Michelle? :')
- Always keep in mind things are fine and we'll figure it out.
- I know the drumming pattern to the beginning of Rock of Ages allllllll too well. hahahhaha. nice one, kid.
- "As a writer.." uh, what. says who? "As an author.." now HOLD UP.
- "It's just too little too late cuz I'm bringin' sexy back and as a matter of fact, my chain DOES hang low so smack that!"
- two epic fails in one night? wow, dude. you've just reached a new level of desperation. congratulations.
- "If pop radio is a fruity cocktail, Last Man Standing is a dirty martini. Cheers." — Travis Garland. was that the wind or did I get the chills?
- let's see it for the Chicago Bears! woohoo. :)
- after school workout = dzown. 15 laps (1.999 miles!), 100 sit ups, oh y'know. :)
- Human Race meeting.
- girls basketball gameeee! didn't think I would be able to make it. fun stuffffff.
- Maybe it's not my weekend, but it's gonna be my year.
- I FINALLY put up my #Glee calendar! lolllll.
- #thatsthetruth webchat. :)
- BDubs with Megan and Kara for the "Send the girls soccer team to England!" fundraiser.
- "4 BEEF" on a license plate. ;D
- Me: "There are no ding-dings."
- Walmart greeter: "Have a good day, ladies." Kara: "You too." Walmart greeter: "I will."
- Valentine's Day screws me over every. single. year. #tragic
- I originally wanted to go to the basketball game at Dundee-Crown, but I felt bad asking for rides. turns out that they were streaming the game live on the county sports website! hahahaha, I tricked Alyssa into thinking I was there by asking who was in the red teletubbie costume. :')
- 1985 was a good year. Chicago Bears won the Superbowl (Shuffle anyone?), Back to the Future came out and Tom Fletcher from McFly was born. good, indeed. :)
- You're as sweet as 3.14. :)
- (732): That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS. #tfln
- McFly need to make more fun videos. not like, oh let's stand in a circle. more like, let's dress up! Transylvania-esque. C'MAAAN.
- o m g, I just realized that the songs the guys dance to in Big Sauce are THE perfect raving songs. I must know them. absolute must.
- the only reason why I stayed up till 2am on a Friday night was because I was doing my APUSH outline.. did I mention it was a Friday night?
- Motion in the Ocean > Radio:ACTIVE > Wonderland > Room on the Third Floor > Above the Noise. :) don't get me wrong, I adore ROTTF!
- Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died. #misfortunecookie
- "Quote that directly relates to my life story and makes me sound like I listen to popular music" -Famous Artist
- Live by the sun, love by the moon.
- "Dis rite hurr is mah pretty boy swag." hey Soulja Boy, did you just run a mile or..
- YO DELIRO = LEGIT ESPAÑOL.
- Ricky Gervais (on the Golden Globes): "And I'd also like to thank God for making me an atheist." hahahahaha.
- I am SO harsh. :')
- hello reality check.
- it is all clear to me now. the sole reason why I can't get my license is because my initials are CAR. that's just setting me up for disaster. QUICK. I need to run off and get married so that I can change my last name! :')
- hey @Dannymcfly.. aspiring. :')
- OMGLOL. WHY WOULD I LIKE THE RICHARDSON "WORLD'S LARGEST" CORN MAZE?! hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah~ don't make me laugh, please. Suggest to Friends, eh? omg I should totes suggest this to corn maze boy. :') oh the lols. oh hey, picture of the zipline I never went on.. what is funny too is the fact that I saw the fanpage because JL liked it. John and JL exchanged hellos when we were there cuz JL works there.
- I never have the problem of going to sleep or staying asleep. #trufax
- THIS is why I want to travel oh so badly.. http://travel.yahoo.com/p-interests-37497479 :(
- when i "laugh", it's more like i attack my keyboard. hahahahahhahahahahahahahahha!
- according to @taysaysyay's comparisons, my hair looks like Rogue's from x-men. omg this is so bad.
- ALWAYS. (@megfeltes @itskara)
- OH SENIORS. guess who i'm talking to right now? A SENIOR. (@itskara)
- I really am meant for the nightlife.. I'm so much livelier right now than I am during the day. I could practically go run a marathon!
- RT @johnmaine: "Let's eat, Grandma!" "Let's eat Grandma!" Commas are important.
- stressstressstress. one of these days all hell is going to break loose.. I keep getting reminded how this I basically my last chance of ever succeeding in life.. it's my last and most important semester.
- "Life just now decided to tap me on the shoulder..." could not agree more! :|
- I totes remember what I wanted to tell @itskara earlier today..I saw another kid with a DefLep tee on, ahahahahahaha! :')))
- The year of unusual dates: 1/1/11, 1/11/11, 11/1/11, 11/11/11. Take 2 last numbers frm year u were born + age you'll be this year. 111?
- is there ever a point where you have nothing left to say before you start repeating yourself..? #thingstoponder
- Do you have a name or can I call you mine?
- They say that good things take time, but really great things can happen in the blink of an eye. <3
- 4:44am CT, -5F, Feels like -23F #brrr #itscolddontchathink
- cheesecake vs. brownies fight in physics today on the whiteboard with Joe. I won. how? when he left, the little kid in me ran back up to the board and crossed off his last "brownies are better" comment. nah bro, victory is MINE.
- Happy Jacks = hit up.
- these look like a design you'd find on a stairs banister. :') http://t.co/tbRGBw8 (@tayyylorx1)
- Today is absolutely today. Today is not yesterday. Today is not tomorrow.
- Please save me, I've been waiting. Been aching far too long. <3!
- TOAST, Y U NO GO BACK AFTER YOU GO BLACK?
- Telling someone we appreciate them is something we often put aside and soon we realize that we lose our chance and regret. So before I lose my chance, I want you to know that I appreciate you.
- boy, if you only knew..
- Jamaican music is the best kind out there. bobbin' my head~
- "I said leave but all I really want is you to stand outside my window throwing pebbles screaming 'I'm in love with you.'"
- OMG. @ALLSTARWEEKEND POSTER AT WALMART. FIVE DOLLARS! :)
- Despicable Me! :)
- Vector: "You dun been shrunked!" #despicableme
- I want one of my own cute, little minions please. :') I promise that I don't have ulterior plans.
- ABBA? ABBA. :p
- hahahahaha. Mr. Fletcher thinks he's preggo. here we go again.. :') RT @tommcfly: I've got a craving for a penguin. Maybe i'm pregnant.
- Bridget Jones's Diary..both films!
- in Bridget Jones's Diary, she couldn't tell the diff. between the Big Dipper and the Little Dipper..I asked the same thing at the corn maze.
- Mail letters for free: Put your address as the destination, and put their address as the return address. #lifehacks
- Petco is a free zoo. #lifehacks
- hesitation is going to come back and bite me. I've made people well suspicious now..joy. don't sneak up on me with random questions!
- probably my only weekend ever without homework and i've spent it feeling like a drone.
- I'm gonna cave in one of these days. #markmywords
- TSwift's Enchanted gets me every time. -sniff-
- I is content. :)
- Bears > Packers. always.
- mmm, taco/bean/cheese dip. :)
- I'm gonna make like a dog and get outta here cuz the tension is outta control. #Bearswhereareyou..?!
- everything is so much funnier upside down. #trufax
- YESSSSS. THAT'S WHAT WE'RE TALKIN' 'BOUT! #BEARS COME BACK FROM HIBERNATION.
- "What's the difference between cereal and the Green Bay Packers? cereal belongs in a Bowl." so I altered it a bit. ;) lolololololol.
- Hey #Cutler, I have that tampon for your elbow. #Bears
- when I go to the store, I don't see full-fledged gourmet meals right before my eyes..I see boxes and uncertainty.
- you go Tom Coco! :') RT @tommcfly: Told him I've only got strengths
- Photo: tommcfly: http://tumblr.com/xjl1byny0q
- way to rub it into my face..oh wait, you can't because it's already been rubbed into my face and the crumbs are haunting me. #yeahisaidit
- I amuse myself WAY too much than is considered normal. I mean, who laughs at their own jokes? #disfreakrighthurrr
- I'd rather text guys than girls. you can say WHATEVER and they won't even care. #plus
- YOU CAN SPELL "CLASS" OUTTA "CLARISSA". #OMGMOMENT
- I'm in so deep, it's like quicksand.
- Josh A. complimented my navy blue jacket this morning..there was dog hair on it. lolllll. I made sure he knew that.
- I'm trying so hard to fight thissss. #lolwhyamiaddictedtohashtags
- "A wise monkey never monkies with another monkey's monkey!" @itskara, i thought of you and our monkey business back in fourth grade! haha.
- I totally denied it, but I am such a creep. then again, it's not creepy when you happen to look out the window, right?
- APLAC documentary at east. this place is old and freaks me out hardcore. #westftw
- chabated = to agree or to be in agreement. instead of saying "chyeah man!" you say "chabated!" i made it up. it's loserish, i know. :p it was originally supposed to be unabated lol, but not using an eraser can make it seem otherwise.
- RT @NickyLovesMcFly: I also would like to know where I got my one liners from. Maybe being up at half 1 in the morning makes me creative :')
- RT @sickipediabot: Being on the wrong side of the road just makes me cross.
- I'm giving mixed signals. oh boy. I hate leading guys on, but in all honesty..I'm on the edge on this one. there's a reason why I am. its me.
- if @itskara hadn't caught it before from when I literally ran like :D to her after third period.. WE'RE SWIMMING ON THURSDAY! o m g.
- words fail me.
- OMGHoldMyShit: "Dude, she just called you MC Hammer!" "Oh Hell No! Hold my... j/k you can't touch this!" #OMGHoldMyShit
- I am CLA(RI)SS(A)-Y! :)
- "Geek without a leash." lol.
- the controversy over US #Skins makes me chuckle. we are such a puritan country that anything raunchy is considered repulsive. Brits are ok..
- "Mew..!" -cue actual tears- :') #todayslunchdiscussion
- RT @TravisGarland: Demand and you shall receive.
- @itskara: "I CANT FIND A FREAKING MALE."
- @ITSKARA YOU ARE NOT AND THAT IS A COMMAND.
- @itskara THE PANTS. LOLLLL. YOU ALWAYS BRING UP THE PANTS. :')
- Don't worry. Be peppy. #drpepper
- this is the second time i've asked other friends who have more connections than i do to put a group activity together. x) #whatcanisay
- i love intellectual chats with @itskara. it gets me thinking.
- when you smile i melt inside, i'm not worthy for a minute of your time.
- "You find a way!"
- druidDUDE: glee is back n 10 days!which is basically a week & a business week is 5 days. so glee is on n like 2 days...give or take a few. i love math.
- "Kidnapping" is such a strong word. I prefer to say "Surprise Adoption". OMGLOL.
- no way, Jose? who the hell is Jose?! screw Jose. Jorge all the way. DIBSSSSSSSS.
- U CAN'T TOUCH THIS.
- @itskara and i made each other fanpages! dorky or whaaat! :')
- #nowplaying: Electromagnetic - @TravisGarland. :))))))
- The game isn't over till it's over.
- I'm going to drown tomorrow because of exhaustion from lack of sleep and because I've decided to endure two consecutive swim crossfits. D:
- stayingonmyown: where do i find a guy friend like gordo from lizzie mcguire? he is so adorable! #imisstheolddisney
- I ordered a University of Birmingham catalog just for fun last week and I received it today. teehee. :') I'd be on my own if I went there!
- I carry my iPod around like a boombox. #sohood
- swimmmming todaaay! :D
- "Pop that collar. C'mon, c'mon. Pop that collar!"
- #nowplaying (at lunch): Rock of Ages - Def Leppard. yes, again..lol. now this time i wasn't the only one singing along.
- y'know, just roaming the halls at school..... who DOESN'T do this?! obviously i haven't gotten enough of pools and chlorine because where do i find myself once again? in the pool area. I'm gonna get high off of extreme exposure to chlorine, I swear.
- it's much more efficient to LICK the snow off the car rather than scraping it off. :')
- I was like, DYING when I saw Bug Eyes staring away at @taysaysyay in the locker room today. :') no lie. it made me cry.
- freaaaaaaaaaaaked out. I mean WHAT. I don't even know what to think. I like poetry, I do. but man, you showed a teacher even..?! D:
- U CAN'T TOUCH THIS. :') #swimming also Bust a Move, Jump Around and Rock That Body.
- the person who says the most through a text tends to say the least face to face. #thatsmenodoubt
- when i'm home, i'm less likely to respond to a text than when i'm out and about.
- the "like" button should like, be a lethal weapon. i abuse it too much.
- O_O (@taysaysyay)
- a tweet isn't complete without a hashtag. #lookirhymed
- RT @NathanAllStar: #warpaint
- RT @allison__: RT @josiahleming: If you allow it to be, life can be exceptionally boring. My advice, never allow it to be.
- happpppy birthday to my best friend @megfeltes! :D
- happy birthday @giovannafalcone! hope you had a lovely day. :) Xx
- i just know that @itskara is gonna bring something up tonight..here's the tweet to prove it.
- ready to party allllll night long at @megfeltes's! :)
- @megfeltes and @itskara bought me the caramel latte that i never got this morning! what would i do without them? :')
- a day without coffee suprisingly wasn't that bad! didn't have the motivation to do anything though.
- two words: prom night. :') (@itskara)
- @itskara @tayyylorx1 and @megfeltes think that i should just do it. THE NERVES KILL. #imgonnacavein #oneofthesedays #markmywords
- true.
- runnin' on one hour of sleep since 6am yesterday! #beast
- #nowplaying: Meet Me In the Middle - @AllstarWeekend. "Ooh, ooh, ooh-ooh..!" <3
- NathanAllStar: On the Hogwarts Express with @cameronallstar and @zachallstar
- RT @ZachAllStar: I'm trending right now but they spelled Zach with a "K" and Porter "Merrick"... weird ;)
- taysaysyay: Attempt to watch the documentary failed. Mikaela fed us, gave us pop, and turned on disney channel. Distracted!!
- "You're funny! I dig that.." #shakeitup
- "Looooooooove it." #thatfishshowondisney
- it's never good enough.. #leavemealone
- can't bring myself to do it..i'm scared. and it's almost too late at night. there's no way they'll let me go out.
- hahahahah, reading my texts now and it seems like everyone was so worried about me. :p #nothinghappened oh my gosh. y'all resorted to KYLE?! oh no..i can think of some bad things happening.
- Be open to new ways of seeing a puzzling situation. The answer could be simpler than you think. Listen to advice. It will pay off. #fudge
- @tayyylorx1 oh hey, I am alive! I was sleeping haha. I crashed and didn't get up! that's all. I bet @itskara thought otherwise..
- ZachAllStar: I slept on the floor by the chimney at my buddy's house last night. If Santa Clause came down and saw me and no cookies he'd be so pissed.
- oh my, subliminal hints make me chuckle. :') #idkwhattodothough
- I hesitate too long and by the time I decide on something, it's too late. then I'll think, oh next time I def. will! next time? same thing.
- why is everyone going prom dress shopping ALREADY? prom's not for another four months. I will laugh if none of their dresses fit. LAUGH.
- the possibilities are endless. :)
- was about to tweet "Well I said it." but considering my situation right now, that could be taken the wrong way.
- my reaction after i sent a text that could reference to the night before last. :') RT @ZachAllStar: hahahaha :)
- WE'RE. that's the key word here. make note.
- CRAP. we need to invite some guys to go to Chi-town with us and STAT! debating to make it a free-for-all.. just don't get lost because i won't be responsible. got it? good.
- RT @tayyylorx1: Y'all need to settle down. RT @clarissasays don't mind me, I'm just laughing at the phrase "bang buddies". :') #memories (@itskara)
- my hair smells so good. #mentalnote: be sure to use this shampoo and conditioner duo in May. x) (@itskara) May = prom night. I smell good = ;D
- May or may not be fangirling right now.
- I got nowhere left to run, I got nowhere left to hide
- Before I die, I want to have a new experience every day for one year. -Matt Danzico http://fb.me/PhMGLRrY
- also, double b = bang buddies. :') only one set. but now that you mention two! ahhahaha. oh man? oh MEN. :'))))))))))~
- It's a beautiful night. We're looking for something dumb to do. Hey baby, I think I wanna marry you.
- horror/whore is the new rappers/rapers. omg, @itskara.
- RT @itskara: g's. relax. :'D (@clarissasays)
- you don't date your bff, it's in the handbook..so HAH! #takethattoyallwhothinkitwillbegoodforme
- I'd rather be your best friend forever, than to be your ex-girlfriend in the future.
- #nomateidontthinkso
- so this is what he's resorted to tweet.. RT @tommcfly: Thought I needed the loo but turns out I didn't. Better than the other way around. NOWADAYS.
- if there's no snow day on Wednesday, I am going to be majorly disappointed. all this talk about it is getting me hyped up!
- Me: "He is SO hot." #bingo
- if we have school on Wednesday though, then i'm screwed.
- Mike's Super Short Show > Leo Little's Show or whatever it is. #disney
- losing my edge once again.. :(
- thank you yahoo for informing us that a blizzard is expected to hit Chicago! #wouldnthaveknown
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