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  • Ferris: "Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it." -- Ferris Bueller's Day Off.
  • Professor Slughorn: "Harry?!" Harry: "Sir?!" -- Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince.
  • Harry: "Not to mention the pincers.. -click click click-" -- Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince.
  • Teacher: "Bueller..Bueller..Bueller..Bueller.." -- Ferris Bueller's Day Off.
  • Juno: "You should've gone to China, you know, 'cause I hear they give away babies like free iPods. You know, they pretty much just put them in those t-shirt guns and shoot them out at sporting events." -- Juno.
  • Juno: "All you've got in your stomach is Taco Bell." -- Juno.
  • Juno: "Can you just hold on for a second, I'm on my hamburger phone." -- Juno.
  • Crush: "Fin, noggin, duuude!" -- Finding Nemo.
  • Donkey: "Shrek, I'm looking down!" -- Shrek.
  • Nick: "I think our bus crashed and we're in heaven." Shawn: "No, we would've heard 'We are crashing, we we are crashing.'" -- Fired Up.
  • Sylvia: "I wanna cut the blonde one!" Shawn: "What?" Sylvia: "What?" Shawn: "What?" Sylvia: "I'm just saying.." -- Fired Up.
  • Nick: "Hi Dick." Rick: "It's Rick!" Nick: "Ah sorry, I don't know why I keep doing that. You just look like such a Dick to me." -- Fired Up.
  • Nick: "Let's bet how many times he says 'shit'. I say seven." Shawn: "No way. Ten." -- Fired Up.
  • Cheerleaders: "We are driving, again, we are driving!" -- Fired Up.
  • Coach: "How do you spell 'fired up'?" Cheerleaders: "F! U!" Shawn: "Not really.." Nick: "Uh-uh." -- Fired Up.
  • Alex: "You just said 'the first time I met your mother..'" Mark: "I did?" Alex: "Yeah." Mark: "Oh that's weird..is your mom hot?" Alex: "Wha?" Mark: "Joking, joking..dude." -- 17 Again.
  • Mark: "Don't hurt yourself, big boy." -- 17 Again.
  • Scarlet: "You wait here, I'm gonna smell him.." Naomi: "No, no. You're not allowed to smell teenagers." -- 17 Again.
  • Mark: "She's so old." Alex: "Do you dance with all your friends' moms?" Mark: "Pretty much.." -- 17 Again.
  • Mark: "Carnations..what a douchebag." -- 17 Again.
  • Alex: "I have tummy issues. What? Get over it." -- 17 Again.
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