i do not claim to have written this. i merely found it.

• the only reason you watch Just My Luck is because the guys are in it.
• when something funny happens, you feel the need to shout "Waaaayy!"
• you call people a sexist beast when they say "the woman" or "the girl".
• when you're shopping, you make sure you have your "hambag".
• you know who James Bourne is only because he wrote songs with them.
• you treat Danny, Tom, Dougie, and Harry's birthdays like national holidays.
• when playing twister, you can't help but say "left hip blue!"
• you know that the word "gurge" is most definitely in the dictionary.
• you think Bolton accents are hot. (Y)
• you can tell what album a certain song was on by judging Danny's hairstyle.
• you can't even keep track of Dougie's hairstyles.
• you know that the best thing about Christmas is "food and beer and football".
• Tom is the reason you hate bananas.
• before every meal you say "LET'S FEAST LIKE KINGS!"
• if someone asks who your first love was, you say "Geeeorge Clooney!"
• when someone says "bubblewrap", you say "that's a good song".
• you think that Danny and Dougie make the best gay couple.
• you know that the word is not "robbed", it's "burgled".
• the majority of the songs on your iPod are by McFly.
• if you saw them in concert, you'd throw pop rocks on stage.
• YOU ACTUALLY UNDERSTOOD WHAT EVERYTHING MEANT.