Either real or fictional.

• Barney Stinson (aka Swarley): He's legend—you better brace yourself because it may blow your mind—dary! And just plain awesome. SUIT UP! Need I say more?
• Chris Colfer: THIS KID IS BEYOND ADORBS. His sarcasm and bluntness will make you laugh at your computer screen like a right freak..been there, done that. To make him even more bff-worthy, he is a sweetheart in real life too. I just want to spend one day with him. Also, how many guys do you know that will volunteer to teach you the Single Ladies dance without shame? Beat that! I could seriously continue on.
• Danny Jones: Oh Danny..he's the one laughing in the background and acting completely oblivious, yet we still love him. You'll never have a dull moment with this guy. His guitar solos will blow your mind, no joke. And his deep voice is proven to make you stop breathing for periods of time. I dare you to listen to Bubblewrap, his "Whoaaa!" in The Heart Never Lies, The Last Song, 'spesh Sorry's Not Good Enough, etc..basically any strong, powerful ballad! HIS SMILE. OH MY GOODNESS, I SIGHED HEAVILY THE FIRST TIME I SAW IT. <3
  • I swear he would have been the first one for me to describe, but I can't seem to think of anything. Ack, I feel so bad.
• Dougie Poynter: This weird and strange little guy can always keep me on my toes. Like his bandmates say, you never know what's going to come out of his mouth..or—
• Harry Judd: This guy can finally teach me how to carry a beat on the drums, something I'm longing to learn. Who can resist the breaktaking feeling of a "thump, thump, thump-thump-thump"? I cannot.
• Kevin McHale: I can guarantee that if he sang a one-on-one, I would literally melt like the Wicked Witch of the West. His voice is that swoon-worthy. OH, OH, OH! He's a fanboy..of Mc-freakin'-Fly! Yes, you read that right. I'm determined to figure out who his mancrush is. ;)
• Kurt Hummel: The fashionable soprano famed for dancing along to Single Ladies and eventually leading the McKinley High Titans to their first (and only) win of the football season.
• Tom Fletcher: He writes the majority of McFly's songs and he's completely underrated. "Galaxy defenders stay forever!" What a lyrical genius!