- Kevin: "Ohhh myy goddddd!"
- Kevin: "I just hit some man with a purse on..bah bum bah."
- Girl: "Hey Kevin.. -giggle- umm.." Kevin: "What's up, girl?"
- Cory: "Hi America!"
- Kevin: "-ahem- 'Kevin, stop tapping your feet to the beat.'"
- Chris: "..wrote a new part into the show for me.." -crowd cheering- "Oh thank you." -stops- "No, keep going, keep going." -cheer- "YES!"
- Interviewer: "Chris, I remember you telling me earlier.." Chris: "..that I was the one that crashed into Lea?"
- Kevin: "Jane, will you marry me? I gotta keep up somehow." Jane: "Oh I think I would be arrested, honey."
- Chris: "..we know that our children will be high-pitched and cartoonish."
- Girl: "This is uhh, kinda intended for all the male actorzz, but uhm, if you guys had any giiirlfriendzzz..? And it's not my question..it's my friendzz." Kevin: "Of course, of course. And what is your friendzz name?"
- Cory: "My character is affectionately referred to as Frankenteen." Director: "YOU'RE referred to as Frankenteen." Cory: "I am referred to as Frankenteen."
- Chris: -omen face-
- Chris: "I'm gonna find this girl and get her a** to school! I'm sick of these damn phone calls!"
- Cory: "Because! That's so cheesebucket."
- Cory: "I strongly suggest if you're age of 12 or younger, talk to strangers..just don't get in their car or don't eat any of their candy."
- Mark: "Can I finish? This is really important."
- Amber: "I like nerds." Kevin (leaning closer): "Hey.."
- Chris (mouthing): "Help me please."
- Cory: "Number t-t-twelve!"
- Kevin: "Hungry hungry hippos!" x3
- Mark: "(Corvids) have equal, if not greater, intelligence than dogs. Especially a pomeranian, chihuahua, or whatever dumb little dog you girls have."
- Kevin: "So they need to have real jacked up teeth..?"
- Kevin: "..like, dressing up like Lady GaGa." Chris: "That was you." Kevin: "That was one time!"
- Amber (imitating Oprah): "'My favorite thiiiings!'"
- Chris: "You know when there's a group of blondes and there's always the ugly friend? I felt like I was the ugly friend of that group.."
- Pam: "..you would maybe not be a good driver." Dwight: "Aw man, am I a woman?!"
- Cory: "I had earrings when I was 17. OKAY, SHUT UP!" Amber: -insert lol's-
- Chris: "Holy hell!"
- Chris: "It was like I got bitch-slapped by an iceberg, y'know..like AHHH!"
- Chris: "I've actually won four Tonys."
- Cory (talking to a mannequin): -snaps- "Hey, Wanda.." Lea: "She's so dumb." Chris: "Cory, she's perfect for you."
- Queen Latifah: "Taylor Lautner! You look so different with clothes on!" -- PCA's 01/06/10.
- Interviewer: "What's your favorite part of doing the show?" Dianna: "Cory Monteith." Cory: "AWW!" -- PCA's 01/06/10.
- Cory: "Mi fami-Glee-a." -- PCA's 01/06/10.
- Chris: "You didn't talk to me then, why ya talkin' to me now?"
- Chris: "Oh my God, enough with the language! We have like, twelve year old followers." "They should not be on at 11:30."
- Chris: "STDs! ..sorry."
- Josh: "I feel sorry for gay homeless people, because they have no closet to come out of."
- Chris: "I've applied, they just won't let me in." brb, crying.
- Heat: "What could you not live without in your dressing room?" Chris: "I twirl swords." Heat: "What? Sorry? What?" Chris: "Yeah, I'm kind of a bad-ass." Heat: "You're a ninja!" Chris: "I keep trying to tell people that, but they never believe me till I show them. They're short swords like in the movie Elektra. I've been doing it about two years. I also did karate for about an hour and a half when I was little, but the kid next to me kept biting me. I don't know why."
dec 4 2009 ∞
apr 17 2011 +
apr 17 2011 +