Why am I even doing this?

• Yeah, I'm quiet... around you. You should see me with my friends.
• "JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA" "WTH?" "Dude im laughing in spanish."
• If the people in movies would have listened to me they would still be alive
• Spongebob, it's been over eleven years. You're not getting your license.
• "Hey Patrick! How the *dolphin noise* are ya?"
• Pardon me, Sir Gangster? Your trousers are descending.
• Being so tired , that you dont even know what your talking about.
• "Yeah, I saw it on Facebook."
• Mom, Dad, don't worry, EVERYONE failed that test :)
• Where do all the hair ties and bobby pins go?
• Good Grades, Enough Sleep, or a Social Life... Pick any two. — I picked the first two.
• i just realized that the tostito sign is 2 people eating chips and salsa
• Saying "really" when something pisses you off.
• I drank Gatorade. Why am I not sweating colors?
• alright, calm down its gym class, not the olympics...
• saying "that's cute"
• "Hey, are you hurt?!" "No, I'm bleeding cause its fun."
• Lowering the music when looking for a street address so i can see better
• Hi, welcome to Hollister. Would you like a flashlight and earplugs?
• Being so G that you're almost H.