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We're The Breakfast Club system. When addressing us as a whole you can call us Felix and use they/them or he/him pronouns! Our fronts are not externally distinct but you're welcome to ask who is around. The page is perpetually under construction

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  • Fronter/The Brain
    • they/them
    • 28
    • aroace, agender
  • Fronts any time they get even a whiff of gender theory. Formed some time in late high school or early college. Used to mainly co-front with others but has since developed enough to front alone. is the infodump guy

im not saying im kin with L from death note but im also not saying im not

(they're kin with sherlock fucking holmes obviously - bex)

nov 9 2020 ∞
oct 19 2025 +
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  • Semi-frequent Fronter/The Princess
    • she/her
    • 28
    • femme lesbian, pink instagram thot-gender
  • Theoretically would front but instead Does Not for body image reasons. Formed in high school around sophomore year/age 15 with Ev.

how dare you ask me to describe myself

nov 9 2020 ∞
oct 19 2025 +
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  • Infrequent Fronter
    • she/her
    • 15-17
    • grey-romantic lesbian, unspecified gender weird but a girl mostly
  • used to be among the most frequent fronters, formed some time in high school, around the same time as Eliza, probably starting around sophomore year/age 15
  • temporarily died as a result of the series finale of supernatural. she retained the high school self and the other facets fractured off to become bex

i am the emotional embodiment of those tumblr aesthetic pics where teens are running around pushing each other in stolen shopping carts. i am the physical embodiment of an e-girl.

nov 9 2020 ∞
nov 9 2021 +
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  • Work Front/The Athlete
    • she/her
    • 28 but also the closest to seeming almost 30 of us all
    • lesbian, woman
  • Formed to handle customer service type jobs. Has the most ties to Girl Scouts. Shaped around the player character from Harvest Moon ANWL, but not in a way that really impacts anything. Also sort of the system mom

Hi! :) I'm not around a lot when interacting with folks outside of work but if you ask about Girl Scout camp I will probably poke my head out.

nov 9 2020 ∞
oct 19 2025 +
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  • Fronter/The Criminal
    • he/him
    • 20s
    • gay, man i guess but honestly has never felt a gender emotion in his life
  • has existed in some form since childhood but coalesced around the shape of Luffy One Piece around age 17. originally existed as a quarantine for autistic traits and now has a large role in pain management

im luffy one piece!!!!!! ask me about one piece i will always be down to talk about it!!! confirmed infodump machine also law one piece is my boyfriend

nov 9 2020 ∞
oct 19 2025 +
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  • Insider/Trauma Holder?/The Archivist
    • presumably "the original"
    • she/her
    • ageless but also probably around 12
    • the one who retrieves memories from the archives, and decides whether or not we're allowed to have the restricted ones.
    • blind but metaphorically, sort of ??? doesn't talk
nov 9 2020 ∞
oct 19 2025 +
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  • Insider
    • she/her
    • ~6
    • baby
  • Never fronts, mostly exists in theory. That said, every single person in this system WOULD die for her
nov 9 2020 ∞
may 1 2023 +
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  • Fronter/The Basket Case
    • they/he
    • 28
    • lil guy, dude, boy, never a man. Not Straight (tm)
  • the fractured chunk of Ev formed post The Incident, has taken a lot of the primary fronting role Ev previously embodied.
  • internally contains 3 facets, baby bex, shitpost bex, and e-boy bex. generally is shitpost bex but the others exist in a nebulous sense

whats up gamers

nov 9 2021 ∞
oct 19 2025 +
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  • Frequent Fronter
    • they/it
    • 28 i guess????
    • sexuality n/a tbh
  • where a lot of the clown gender lives. is sort of like if a sound board was in the shape of a human being.

eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! c:

oct 19 2025 ∞
oct 19 2025 +
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  • Protector?/some kind of fae
    • [static noises]
    • ageless
    • [static but louder]
  • a counterpart to Ophelia. Feral in the will fuck you up if backed into a corner type of way. Can border on cruel. less visually non-human than Ophelia
  • Associated with sharp teeth, bloody knuckles, overgrown flowers
  • Kenning "Quiet Beast Chained-In-Briars", goes by Briars sometimes
nov 9 2020 ∞
nov 9 2021 +
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  • Insider/Some Kind of Fae
    • she/her
    • ???
    • ???
  • Exists as a counterpart to Fae, perpetually in the emotional state of being gaslit into believing you've hurt someone you love. Has also been fine and happy at least once
  • Associated with many eyes/angel imagery, antlers, royalty
nov 9 2020 ∞
nov 9 2021 +
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  • Insider/Trauma Holder
    • she/her
    • 14
  • Holds most of the early teen trauma. fictive of Asuka from NGE
nov 9 2020 ∞
nov 9 2020 +