• Q: What do you call it when two chickens are having a game of checkers and one of them cheats? A: Fowl play!
  • Why would Mr. Clegg make a great sailor? A: Because he's already got his c-leggs (sea legs!!)
  • Q: What happened to the sun when he didn't do what he was told? A: He was sunned! (shunned)
  • Q: What do you call discussions with Santa after he comes down the chimney? A: Fireside chats!
aug 15 2010 ∞
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