- Picky eaters (children and adults)
- Those weird tacky baby shower cakes that look like a pregnant belly
- Musical elitists/People who think old music is the only "good music" (i used to be like this)
- Good singers who take every opportunity to show off
- Bad singers who take every opportunity to show off
- People who boast about giving to charity
- When you're at dinner/hanging out with someone and they never look up from their phone
- People who tell others that their worth is relative to their outward appearance or traits. (ex. "You're pretty for a black girl" or "You're strong for a woman.")
- Constant complainers
- Couples/parties of two people who sit in the same side of a booth when no one is on the other side
- People who do anything other than pay attention while driving (texting, doing makeup, reading the paper, etc.)
- When restaurants' websites do not list prices on the online menu
- When strangers attempt to force gender roles on children (ex. a stranger sees a little girl in a toy store looking at toy trucks and tells the little girl that trucks are for boys)
- When you're at a party with people you do not know and the host does not introduce you to anyone
- Couples/men that say "We're pregnant."
- People who are flakey and constantly cancel plans, especially when they cite a reason you know is made up
- Parents that will let their child scream and throw a fit in a public place without trying to do anything to silence them
- People who are stingy with money when they clearly have a lot of it
- Men who say they are "babysitting" their own children
- Restaurants that put too much ice into drinks (ie. every restaurant)
- People who take offense when you state that you do not support certain companies for moral reasons. (ex. I do not eat at Chik-fil-a and when I tell people this some take it as a personal attack.)
- Pretentious vegans/vegetarians.
- People who don't realize that lingering at a table in a restaurant after you've finished eating is incredibly rude.
- People who are rude to breastfeeding mothers or mothers with small children.
- Those people that never go ANYWHERE without their boyfriend or girlfriend, so when you invite them somewhere you have to plan on their significant other showing up as well.
- When people wear shoes that show the little cracks in between their toes!!!
- "Talking songs"
- When people hide behind "free speech" to justify their shitty opinions
- The evolution of the YouTube "prank" video. Pranks are harmless fun, so pretending to shoot someone is not a prank.
- Non-intersectional feminists
- Taylor fucking Swift (see previous peeve)
- The "guns don't kill people, people do" genre of humans
- People that reference the wishes of the 'Founding Fathers' when they don't know shit about history.
- The uber religious
- Women that act as if they are better than other women because they dress more modestly, don't have a lot of sex, and don't like to attend parties.
- Students that think they are smarter than other students because they chose a more rigorous major (ex. a Biology major thinking they are better or smarter than an English major)
- People who buy historic homes and renovate them to match modern taste. (Ex. buying a Victorian home and renovating it to have an "open floorplan")
- When people mispronounce names from Harry Potter. It's Lucius, not "Looshus"
- When people freak the hell out if you imply that their children are anything short of perfection.
- When people re-paint, re-upholster, or re-finish antique or vintage furniture. Screwing around with historical pieces in general pisses me off.
- The "Mommy Wars" culture that has come about in our society.
- People that believe that their opinion is valid just by virtue of their having one. (Spoiler Alert: If you cannot support your opinion with facts or logic then it is invalid)
jan 31 2015 ∞
oct 7 2018 +