Or: reasons why I should have been born an otter

• I have been swimming since I was very young
• Dad literally threw me into the ocean and I somehow made my way out again
• I am of very small stature, 5"4
• I like the cold
• I like swimming even when it is cold
• I like fish
• I like the genuine freedom one has, being able to escape people at one's own whim
• I am meant to be an otter