A girl with a penchant for awkward moments who loves to laugh until her face hurts and her eyes water and she pees a little bit, who is a mess of contradictions which often leads to pseudo identity crises, who pretends to be five hundred and twelve things she is not, who is a sucker for pretty words and a smile, who secretly digs hipster boys, who paints her nails red to feel wonderful, who hates herself and loves herself all at once, who dreams of going far away and forgetting everything that holds her down, who revels in being loved and loving in return, who lives vicariously through others and is scared shitless of anything real, who claims to be a Hermione, but may be more Bella-like than she would like to admit.