lbr tho never going to be in a relationship because of various reasons that i don't want to think about rn b/c i am in a happy place of thoughts

• be intelligent and smart
• have common sense
• must be willing to get rid of all of the insects/bugs
• sense of humor oh my godddddd if you're not into happiness what is wrong with you
• must respect what i am interested in academically (well, must be respectful of all my opinions/feelings)
• be somewhat good looking (whether that be because there is nothing i first saw that was attractive about them and it grew on me or w/e, i just will have to want to bang you eventually!)
• be a... relatively... decent dresser. or at least be open to suggestions to improve!
• don't be a dick
• we should hate the same people t b h
• must get along well with my family and friends
• ideally should be able and willing to cook 5ever
• drives in a respectable way
• WE SHOULD JUST CLICK
• THE OLIVE THEORY
• also must get along with dog and children in roughly the same way
• must listen, but mostly must TALK! (but then must understand when to appreciate quiet)
• cannot expect me to be physically active (sex is a-okay)