• why can't i apply for global connect jk the application deadline passed already
• shouldn't i at least apply for a scholarship like fulbright or rhodes, but i mean people like STEPHANIE LIN! (yes, one must always type her name out in that fashion) get them, not me--and anyway, apparently i just don't pay attention to anything that doesn't directly concern me at the moment, because whoops that application deadline passed already too! (unless i do take that year off, in which case next march i can file a pre-application)
• why can't i do a second thesis through the anthropology honors program who cares if i die

I WISH I HAD A TIME TURNER AND HERMIONE'S BRAIN AND WAS ACTUALLY HERMIONE SOMETIMES, and yes, this list comes out of this list