• i don't have to wear Super Business clothes--specifically the dress code is business casual with a lot more casual. like jeans.
• intellectually stimulating, challenging, engaging
• cool people to work with who aren't terrible. at least one person with whom i can say "white people" without them flinching!!!

bonuses:

• A BADGE THAT SCANS AND OPENS THINGS
• a place where i'm interacting with humans and picking up skills that will help me interact with humans better and will give me good Professional Experience (TM) (i mean, everything will give me some sort of Experience, as everything and every day is different, but)