feel free to suggest additions

• "there's a man at the door and i don't have any pants on" "HIDE"
• "i would love to meet a giant"
• "lady in my gaga"
• "you don't know what you're missing out on"
• "YOU HAVE HOLES IN YOUR JEANS, YOU'RE SUCH A LOSER"
• "it's on video"
• "he understands me"
• "oh no that was my best hat!"
• "what's this wet patch doi- OH MY GOD"
• "hey look it's drug face" "who is it?" "drug face" "oh, i didn't recognise her" "probably 'cause she doesn't have any drugs on her"
• "how far on the line?"
• "rev your engine"
• "i put salt in it"
• "mm yeah some caramel mudcake"
• "she has a book? she can't read!"
• "if we die it won't matter 'cause we'll be dead"
• "um you got the wrong pill"
• "nah sorry, i don't have any ears"
• "africa little" "AFRICA BIG!"
• "are you girls watching pornography?"
• "hold my meatball"
• "big dave was little"
• "i can't take the mirror"
• "YOU LOOK LIKE ALEXA CHUNG"
• "um what's a number?"
• "ima put de cookie in de box"
• "who's in the corner?" "IT'S A QUASIMODO" "quasimodo in the corner"
• "yeah and that's when it happened"...(awkward silence)..."you did five?"
• "corduroy is so in right now"
• "oh my god i thought it was a turkey chasing me"
• "I'M BEAUTIFUL aiight?"
• "it's a magic moustache"
• "i'm going to be the alpha male"
• "it's a witch with a pot of gold"
• "i know you stole my lionel ritchie cd"
• "chika chika chika chika chika chika chika chika chika chika chika chika chik- BOO!"
• "why are you so good at it?!...oh"
• "i went looking for you in the maze"
• "he's wearing a bikini"
• "tropical PUNCH" "golden PASH"
• "ooh dang that is a hot piece of turban"
• "...and the whole time 'AYO technology' was in my head"
• "so we just sat with his eye out on the table and everything, it was really nice actually"
• "if we can't buy stuff there then we'll just bring a stash up with us on the plane" "yeah cool!" "...oh wait, that's illegal" "oh yeah."
• "she got locked in his broom cupboard"
• "game night, bath night, slut night, sober night, ladies night, central coast buddies night, and grand finale night"
• "did she just put that ruler d-?" "yep"
• "nah forty won't be enough drinks for the four of us" *couple hours later, two people virtually passed out* (this was year ten okaay, little tolerance, don't judge me!)
• "i wouldn't leave you with kevin spacey"
• "i was like 'have you met your girlfriend?!'"
• "that's not the beautiful maid"
• "oh look a lion! oh, wait."
• "that's such a *enter friend's name here* thing to wear"
• "make me cry!"
• "i thought he was a hobo, come from a bin"
• "i thought i saw god!"
• "oh my god i don't want to do it, you made it look so bad, aargh i'm terrified, shit, i'm going over here in the corner, don't look at me, oh my god, i don't want to anymore! okay...you big sooks!"
• "we're going to have to make a human sacrifice"
• "would you still be my friend if i raped you?" "yeah!" "..."
• "no one has the right to eat someone. no one."
• "i put it in the little box of oven" "you mean the microwave"
• "hey ladies" "waddup" "heeeuuuaahahaha"
• "i know you're a sociopath but do you still love me?"
• "and that's when the aboriginal lady kissed us" "SHE WHAT HAPPENED?
• "do you have some al foil and a chopstick?"