• "Conman" (common; orig. Coach Walker?)
• "Contastic" (by Danimal)
• "Condom" (briefly in the 5th grade; orig. Sabrina?)
• "Bubba" (by my sisters)
• "Jolly Green Giant" (unknown origins)
• "Jolly White Giant" (unknown origins)
• "The Rath of Con" (rarely; unknown origins)
• "Condor" (unknown origins; mainly gradeschool)

"Cooking"

• "Pasta Prima" Spinach & Mozzarella Raviolis (from Costco; I usually cook 21-23 raviolis at a time)
• Quesadillas (composed of Mission tortillas, shredded pepper jack, and Jimmy Dean Breakfast Skillets
  
  . Cooked on the range, not microwaved)
• Grilled cheese (mild cheddar and whole grain bread)
• PB&J (strawberry jam, at the moment)
• Foster Farms corndogs

Breakfast

• Honey Bunches of Oats w/ Almonds
• Total Cranberry Crunch
• Lucky Charms (rare)

• Norfolk, Virginia (1987-1990?)
• Chico, California
• Oroville, California
• Gridley, California (1993-1998?)
• Biggs, California (1998-2006)
• Porland, Oregon (2006-2007)
• West Linn, Oregon (2007)
• Chico, California (again) (2007-present)

I'll look into specific chronology later. And yes, I drew that house in Paint.

• Odd Thomas by Dean Koontz
• Fight Club Chuck Palahniuk
• Catch-22 by Joseph Heller
• The Kite Runner by Khaled Hosseini
• Battle Royale by Koushun Takami
• The Bell Jar by Sylvia Plath
• Absalom, Absalom! by William Faulkner
• The Sound and The Fury by William Faulkner
• Legend by David Gemmel
• The Shining by Stephen King

• Silver And Cold A.F.I.
• Animal Against Me!
• Ocean Against Me!
• Thrash Unreal Against Me!
• Heaven Beside You Alice In Chains
• My Paper Heart The All-American Rejects
• Swing, Swing The All-American Rejects
• A Horse With No Name America
• The Only One The American Analog Set
• Window Licker Aphex Twin
• Chick Habit April March
• In The Back Seat Arcade Fire
• Goodbye Army Of Anyone
• Time For People Atomship
• Becoming The Bull Atreyu
• Be Yourself Audioslave
• Doesn't Remind Me Audioslave
• Out Of Exile Audioslave
• Almost Easy Avenged Sevenfold
• Bat Country Avenged Sevenfold
• Beast And The Harlot Avenged Sevenfold

• The Dark Tower series by Stephen King
• War of the Spider Queen series by multiple authors
• The Voyage of Jerle Shannara series by Terry Brooks
• Otherland series by Tad Williams
• Redwall series by Brian Jacques
• Twilight series by Stephenie Meyer

• 6'5" tall
• ~200 lb. (<7% body fat, est.)
• Blonde hair
• Blue-grey eyes
• Size 14 feet
• Freckles on shoulders/upper back
• Small scar below lip
• Small scar on left cheek

• BUY NEW GYM MEMBERSHIP!
• Make more money
• Get a better job (one w/ steady hours)
• Make more friends
• Party more (see "Make more friends")
• Get decent grades in school (might conflict w/ "Party more")
• Lighten up (sometimes difficult)
• Learn how to cook simple meals
• Eat healthier (see above)