- Sugar is not your friend.
- Animal products are not your friend.
- Wheat is not your friend.
- You're gonna feel/look like shit if you don't exercise. A few situps and pushups doesn't count.
- You will never have as much charisma as Dan.
- Guys like femininity.
- The neighbors don't like seeing you naked.
- You are not Nicky's mother.
- Magic isn't real.
- You are an obnoxious attention seeking teenage girl no matter how much you wish you aren't.
- Not everyone likes singing along to the stereo in the car.
- Not everyone in the family enjoys waking up to Nine Inch Nails at 6 in the morning when the alarm goes off.
- Verbally abusing and/or beating Nicky is a great way to ensure she ends up right where you are.
- Stealing is not okay.
- You are awake.
- One day you will have to put effort into a drivers license and a car.
- You are not the only one in the equation.
jun 18 2009 ∞
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