- The greener grass on the other side is probably just artificial turf.
- If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
- He who laughs last didn't get it.
- Never knock on Death's door-ring the bell and run away. Death really hates that.
- Practice makes perfect, but nobody's perfect, so why practice?
- When angry, count to ten, when very angry, swear.
- Education is important; school however, is another matter.
- Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.
- High School Musical 3 and Saw V were the two top movies at the box office when they opened. One depicted gruesome on screen torture. The other was about a guy with a saw.
- It takes 47 muscles to frown, 13 to smile and absolutely none to sit there with a dumb look on your face.
- Isn't it ironic . . . we ignore those who adore us, adore those who ignore us, hurt those who love us, and love those who hurt us
- Don't follow in my footsteps . . . I run into walls.
- Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.
- Save the earth. It's the only planet with chocolate.
- No I won't go to hell! It has a restraining order against me.
- I'm not so good with the advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?
- The dinosaurs' extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all commited suicide.
- Sometimes I wonder "why is the frisbee getting bigger?" Then it hits me.
- Basic Definitions of Science: If it's green or wiggles, it's biology. If it stinks, it's chemistry. If it doesn't work, it's physics.
- Don't fall for someone unless they're willing to catch you.
- Why do we teach kids that violence is not the answer and then have them read about wars in school that solved America's problems?
- My mind works like lightning, one brilliant flash and it's gone.
- If you know me, chances are you hate me.
- Heaven doesn't want me and hell is afraid I'll take over.
- When you get caught looking at him, just remember, he was looking back.
- Sometimes, people just build walls up not to keep others out, but to see who cares enough to break through.
- The cracks in the cement are a reminder that no matter how strong you may be, you can break.
- Anyone can be called a father, but only some can be a dad.
- Just because I'm smiling doesn't mean I'm happy...because it takes one smile to cover up a million tears.
- If the heart is one of the strongest muscles, why is it so easy to break?"
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