"One day, you’re 17 and you’re planning for someday. And then quietly, without you ever really noticing, someday is today. And then someday is yesterday. And this is your life."

You are helpful and you are loved, you are forgiven and you are not alone.

• wine isn't the answer, nor is dancing until 4am and falling over on pavements but it's still kinda fun.
• you will always be just a little bit fat but that means t*ts and a** so that's good.
• pretending everything is okay doesn't make everything okay.
• a positive attitude is a magnet for positive energy.
• when you're paranoid, GO TO SLEEP.